TRPE CEO

#TRPE Est. 2017 || Available on YouTube & All Podcast Platforms. Starring Chad Fain + Matt Cain 🎥: @bigdantrpe

[TRPE CEO @stilltrpe]

@somelezez__ No tf its not you stupid prick

[TRPE CEO @stilltrpe]

If you’re shopping with a jeweler… inside a hotel… you bout to get charged resort fees, foreign transaction fees and all kinda shit.

[𝐀𝐬𝐚𝐤𝐲𝐆𝐑𝐍 @AsakyGRN]

Ahead of their next fixture, South Africa’s national team stopped by Icebox in Atlanta to add some fresh jewelry to their collection. 😂

[Akademiks TV @AkademiksTV]

ASAP Rocky: I'm a Knick

The Knicks at their championship parade: where she at 🙈🙉

[Teca @teca_nextgen]

All bitches want to do is make sure you don’t fw no one while they fuck everybody

[Josh @cre8tivegent]

Juneteenth is about community not profit. All them ticketed events gotta go.

[Jackie Jones 🌎🇭🇹 @DuddaManTV]

Streetwear so trash these days… No way niggas really think them Godspeed shirts is fire

[TRPE CEO @stilltrpe]

@BufordDerr76456

[TRPE CEO @stilltrpe]

I feel like yte ppl should have to work a double on Juneteenth for no pay

[Selene Mariposa @Selene_Mariposa]

The World Cup has turned America into a discovery channel for the rest of the world.

And they are not handling it well.
In the best possible way.

Here is what they are discovering:

Free public restrooms. Europeans pay every time.
Free water at every restaurant. Just appears.
Free refills. Coffee. Sodas. Iced tea. Unlimited.
Free chips and salsa before you even order.
Free warm bread with dinner.
Ice in drinks like civilized people.
Air conditioning everywhere. Not a moral debate. A fact.
Parking lots attached to the actual place you are going.
Drive throughs where the food comes to the car while you sit in it.
Ranch dressing by the gallon.
Tex-Mex that cannot be explained only experienced.
Dental care that actually works.
Buccee’s. There are no words for Buccee’s.

Then they found the grocery stores.

Five of them within one mile.
Each one the size of an aircraft hangar.
Burgers. Steaks. Brisket. Ribs. Pulled pork. Lamb. Veal. Every cut of every animal ever domesticated by human civilization available in one refrigerated aisle at ten in the morning on a Tuesday.

The Germans stood in the meat section for forty five minutes.
In silence.
Processing.

They finally understand why we do not have trains.

We have roads wide enough for the cars we actually drive.
Parking lots the size of small European countries.
Airports in every city worth visiting.

Why would we need trains.

The Germans are taking ranch home by the bottle.
The Dutch found queso and briefly lost the ability to speak.
The Japanese are photographing HEB like it is the Louvre.
The Czechs are weeping in West, Texas.

Welcome to America.
Everything is free, enormous, air conditioned, comes with chips, and has five grocery stores within a mile that will sell you any cut of any animal you have ever imagined.

Write that down. 🦋

[Matthew A. Cherry @MatthewACherry]

Bobby V's Tell Me really is impossible to play just once when you hear it.

[TRPE CEO @stilltrpe]

Europeans goin batshit over ranch dressing is the most American shit ever lol

[Reddit Lies @reddit_lies]

Americans were right again award

[☆ @picassoelle_]

Only white New Yorkers jack Empire State of Mind. That song literally sucks

[TRPE CEO @stilltrpe]

Kane > Max B

[Rock The Bells @RockTheBells]

Big Daddy Kane just announced that he is working on his final (and first in 28 years) album 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Y’all better learn to tell the difference between a critical thinker and a contrarian.

[Dan Rafael @DanRafael1]

I’m shocked. Just shocked.

[DammyAyo💕 @dartgurlie]

The owner of van cleef watching everyone wearing his bracelets but only 30 were sold this year

[🇺🇸 619 SANTA🎅🏿 @FlageyGod]

They mad at niggas who pay for Apple Music now! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[TRPE CEO @stilltrpe]

RIP To A Young Legend

[Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴 @big_business_]

All this at 29 years old is nuts

[DJ Akademiks @Akademiks]

SHABANG!!! ALL MY OPPS BROKE ASF N PROBABLY DEAD OR IN JAIL! 🧊 🧊 🧊