Good morning to everyone EXCEPT athletes recently crying about how having millions of dollars doesn't keep you from going broke, nerds crying about book source material vs on screen adaptations, and people STILL acting weird about Jay-Z's hair journey 😂
If we’re ever blessed with a baby we will NOT be one of those lazy families doing formula
Our baby will be on a strict diet of Fairlife protein shakes and buzzballs to set him up for adult life
I saw a TikTok of a guy saying “for as much as we use our phones, it’s weird that they aren’t in any of our dreams” and I can’t stop thinking about that.
Or—and hear me out—some parents need to get out of their entitled baby brains that the world revolves around them and their children. Some places are simply not meant for kids! People were snorting coke and tripping shrooms at my wedding!!!