seriously_jess?!?

I’m just here to shut up the voices in my head.

[seriously_jess?!? @StillJessLS]

@Frigidaire gave up after 1.5 hours on hold with customer service for a brand new dishwasher the repair company they sent out last week didn’t fix. Who needs a dishwasher this time of year anyway? It’s not like we’re cooking or baking for a holiday or anything.

[The Clarty Plodger. ™️ @Prince_Madness1]

Underestimate her intelligence and intuition, that will be fun.

[ChiChi Greenblatt @ChiChiGreenblat]

People who toot their own horns and call themselves good hearted people...

more often than not tend to be some of the shallowest people of all.

[tater🍁 @TrueTorontoGirl]

My auto-correct keeps trying to change me into a better person.

[seriously_jess?!? @StillJessLS]

How about this. How about everyone STFU!! I’m tired of everyone being offended and I’m tired of everyone being offended by the people who are offended. Can’t they see they’re just putting themselves in the same boat!!!

[Benny 'Sugar Lips' Rollins @citizenkawala]

"Being real" isn't license to be an asshole. You can still have tact, manners and class.

[seriously_jess?!? @StillJessLS]

Cute how Tucker acts like he doesn’t know what White Supremest the President is talking about? How do people fall for his shit?

[Benny 'Sugar Lips' Rollins @citizenkawala]

Drunks need to know they are not as fun as they think they are.

[Samantha Bee @realsambee]

Congrats to Trump on finally getting more votes than a Clinton

[Scott Dworkin @funder]

If you’re too afraid of trump to vote for impeachment, then you’re too much of a coward to serve in Congress. Resign.

[Sue Geiger @suzygeiger]

Wait!? Our lawmakers are complaining about metal detectors going to work? Literally millions of school children go through this daily because these weaklings are owned by the NRA.

[seriously_jess?!? @StillJessLS]

How the hell is he going to President now with no Twitter!!

[Pugnado 🐾🌪 @LuvPug]

It looks like a whole lot of people forgot to go fuck themselves today

[Matty Boom Batty @vlowgoes]

Yes I’ll have an impeachment with a side of the 25th amendment please.

[〰 Just Linda 〰 @LindaInDisguise]

Is America great again now?

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

America is so much better than what we’re seeing today.

[Jenny Johnson @JennyJohnsonHi5]

This is a sad day for white trash.

[seriously_jess?!? @StillJessLS]

Is anyone live-streaming Trump’s reaction to his Tweets being removed from Twitter!!??

[seriously_jess?!? @StillJessLS]

After only 3 years my @SamsungUS oven won’t work longer than an hour. My @SamsungSupport refrigerator won’t make ice, And my @SamsungUS dishwasher is telling me it has a leak that it currently does not have?? $6000 for 3 years?? Not a happy customer.

[Benny 'Sugar Lips' Rollins @citizenkawala]

I'm going out for coffee.

I can't remember the last time I said that.

37 consecutive days of zero covid cases in Melbourne.