Christina Rienzo

hopeful cynic.

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People who wear sneakers to the beach, please explain yourselves

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Just changed my do not disturb to turn on 2 hours earlier but please just don’t ever disturb me

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One thing about me is I may not have a lot of friends, but I have the very BEST friends 🥹

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No one:
My husband: large ice blocks near me

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If you have not been inside a @CircleKStores at 7:30am on a weekday YOU HAVE NOT LIVED

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Coachella seems like an absolute nightmare at this point in my life

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Speedway. It should be called Slowway. Amiright?! (niche to my Tucson audience)

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When someone asks if you’re a hugger and you’re not a hugger do you hug them or do you have boundaries

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Whoever is casting for Love is Blind is out here doing the lord’s work

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I have become someone who frequently says, “just gettin’ my steps in!”

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Registration fees are such a scam like how are you charging ME to fill out paperwork

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You would think as the person who grew and birthed my son, it wouldn’t require jumping through 5000 hoops to obtain his birth certificate but here we are 🫠

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Didn’t know this until today, but the people working at @cvspharmacy are the absolute nicest humans to grace this earth

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@MetLife has cute blimps not cute short term disability policies

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health insurance is such a scam i stg

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@jbfan911 popov vodka with a piece of gum

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If You Type Like This, Genuinely Why? All caps I get, all lowercase I get. But This I Do Not Understand.

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Someone please explain to me how insurance isn’t an actual scam and how work can become an expense ahahahaha 🫠🫠🫠

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Does time move any slower than when you’re in the office kitchen heating food and someone comes in behind you waiting to use the microwave 🫠🫠🫠

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“Can you come show me how Twitter works?” -my husband