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anganganganganfang / 19

[🖕🙂🖕 @c4nnsaw]

I always thought the pink panther solved mysteries or some shit but he's just this gay dude who bothers people

[miss let it linger @glindacent]

this gif is fucking awesomejfkskjfks

[fleur @bugfleur]

was on a morning date in a field w a girl and she was birdwatching and i looked over at her and she was looking at my boobs with binoculars

[Ria 𖤓☽˚⋆ cr: adwd 🐉 @riamourningstar]

is this anything

[Pustinjski skočimiš🫧🪼 @PSkocimis]

Gays complimenting each other:

[kit @lesbian_fleabag]

pride month almost officially over and nothing even remotely gay happened to me. absolutely 100% due to the fact that i have deliberately made myself an island and avoid taking emotional risks at all costs but still...somehow feels incredibly homophobic

[ollie @ledytoss]

guy in community college wrote an essay intro so bad that I’ve kept it in my notes app for the past 3.5 years

[khlo @khlo_alexandria]

witnessed a very sexually charged vibe among a whole group of people at karaoke last night, asked a guy what their relationship to each other and was told: coworkers

[stewie garlic @strwberryvape]

twitter is the website for if you're just someone's weird sister

[lez usbourne @SZSPIRIA]

A relationship where you’re both gay, British, don’t give a shit about the sacred bond of marriage, have Awesome jeans

[squeaky fromme the block @averpee]

This absolutely insane Christmas ornament I saw today

[queer and loathing in las gaygas @cantsmokehere]

the line “i want a girl with a short skirt and a looooong…. jacket” reads like it’s trying to set up for an innuendo that it then subverts, but i can’t think of any sexual feature of a woman that could sub in for “jacket”, unless the guys from cake are way cooler than i thought

[nba paint @nba_paint]

Became a dad yesterday 🥹

[𐙚 @ethicalprncess]

@LieutenantLani imagine putting your clit in a ninja creami machine

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like I can’t be saved

[Forrest Cardamenis @FCardamenis]

Baby has gotten good at identifying “dada” but still struggling with surrealism, cubism, even baroque.