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I have nothing of any relevance to add to any conversation

[McStinker @StinkerMc]

@eflpublished @reluctantnicko Stands are a bit low, he’ll clear them no bother with his free kicks

[McStinker @StinkerMc]

Man vs Food on commentary? Have FIFA finally come round to replacing the penalty shootout with eating challenges? About time to be honest

[ITV Football @itvfootball]

Your ITV Sport 2026 World Cup Squad 😎⚽️

[McStinker @StinkerMc]

I assume they get ours to fly under a big fucking ladder

[Gabriel @rttxgg]

Linda cena do avião da seleção brasileira sendo batizado antes da decolagem pra copa do mundo

IMPOSSÍVEL NÃO SE EMOCIONAR,
VAI BRASIL!!! 🇧🇷

[Ruth Husko @dank_ackroyd]

Me when I see a nice potato

[McStinker @StinkerMc]

@Spangledband Missed the last train home last night, managed to wangle a lift back to Lincoln. Absolute class lads stuck my share of the taxi money in!

[McStinker @StinkerMc]

Kit launch videos - automatic 10 point deduction for the season. Except for Bolton. That deserves a 30 point deduction. Just have a photo with your 3 most semi photogenic players & set the price low. Fuck classic football shirts as well while I’m at it

[McStinker @StinkerMc]

Why has the bloke on the AA advert put his car keys up his arse? And what policy has he got when he’s telling the Dr to hold fire because they will sort it? Fire, Theft & keys in Bumhole?

[McStinker @StinkerMc]

@footballheaven @SportGids1 @BBCSheffield Already can’t be arsed with next season now

[McStinker @StinkerMc]

Fucking hell Metro. Way to kick a man when he’s down

[Metro @MetroUK]

Sarah Ferguson had ‘friends with benefits’ relationship with disgraced rapper Diddy https://t.co/vL10l8cP8G

[McStinker @StinkerMc]

What are these Tifo things for? I go to the football because I like the football, not to admire opposition fans skill in arts & crafts

[McStinker @StinkerMc]

Day 3 of the Spotify app being absolute rats cocks when I’m trying to work from home. Managing to stagger its way through about 1song an hour

[McStinker @StinkerMc]

Why is this shithole forcing Russel Brand, David Haye, Jimmy Bullard & the kid off Emmerdale onto me this morning. Zero interest in the dull twats yet it’s all I see

[McStinker @StinkerMc]

@StreathamRovers Any chance of him picking the team for the next fixture as well?

[McStinker @StinkerMc]

All relative about time & place in your life, but for me this is the greatest album of all time

[Tim Burgess @Tim_Burgess]

29 years ago today

BIG anniversary next year

[McStinker @StinkerMc]

@markpougatch Strongly agree Mark. I refuse to applaud when our number 9 scores from a cross by our number 11 because I just have too much respect. I do better.

[McStinker @StinkerMc]

Some hangover today. Amazing what a Rotherham win can do. I’ve just had to abort a trip to the shop as I’m still not 100% certain my legs are working

[McStinker @StinkerMc]

Well that was fucking awful again. Never looked like scoring tonight, keeper threw his cap on every attempt we had

[McStinker @StinkerMc]

@RotherhamUnited Not acceptable at all tonight. But also how are so many out? I know if we were doing well at least half them play, easy for a knock to rule you out when you’re not up for the fight. Formation bad again though & that’s on you. Setting us up to fail & only having a go at 2-0 down

[McStinker @StinkerMc]

@JamesJMWD Why Kev Johnson out of a matter of interest?

[McStinker @StinkerMc]

What a guy! Tommy you absolute hero!!

[Annan Athletic FC @AnnanAthleticFC]

🔥TOMMY GOSS HAT-TRICK🔥

⚽️4’ - Header
⚽️9’ Left Foot
⚽️31’ Right Foot

What a performance from the big man at Galabank this afternoon! 😍