hey. i'm the guy who puts all those single use scrolls in the dungeon for you to find. i know you havent used any of them yet. please use them. they only pay me if you use them. my family is starving i'm begging you to use the scrolls. please stop selling them for gold i beg you
It must kill him to know that if he dropped dead tomorrow his own social media platform would instantly light up with 100,000s of tweets funnier than anything he ever said or did