DO NOT PERCIEVE ME
Main: @KinkLizardV3
This is my smelly alt account that I spend more time on now. Info on main. 27 years old just for the sake of clarity
i think people with big ass butts should sit right in the middle of my fucking face and torture me with their two-day unbathed sweaty musky assholes and unchanged damp underwear after a long fucking day of work
If you love someone, rim them. I don't care that they never wash, rim them you fuck. No? God, what a dickhead you are. That's the same as leaving them at the alter! TONGUE THEIR ASS!
When I see a man with a big fat ass I don't think "omg shy little femboy I want to bend him over and fuck him", I think "oh god use that ass to dominate me like I'm your own personal asswipe"
Your ass is not a hole to be used, it's a weapon to destroy others with
I love the "guys like the smell of their own brand" thing because I like imagining a dude totally fumigating a room with his nasty butt blasts and it reeks so bad everyone is trying to hold their breath and he's just sitting in the middle of it, immune and calm as can be
Sometimes fics about gassy gross femboys are written so well that if I ignore the femboy part and imagine them as a normal gross guy it because the most peak writing in existence and turns me into a horny animal
I feel the need to clarify. All of the crazy Femsub stuff i do now is all from the Pov of someone who wants to Be the cute girl in the scenarios >///>
Serving the grossest smelliest dudes around
Possessive bf who feels the need to mark you with his scent constantly by rubbing his butt all over your face because he secretly feels insecure if you don't smell like him all the time
Character ripping ass so hard they get slowly lifted off of the chair they’re sitting on, except their butt is also so fat that when the fart eventually putters out and they drop down, their hefty rump ends up smashing the chair to pieces upon impact and they fall to the ground
Call me a loser, a dork, a freak, a runt, call me anything else. But anytime I hear 'Sniff my farts, bitch' or anything like that I just get so turned off. It's hard to describe why though
Bruh 'bitch' is like such an unsexy word to me. No shame to anyone but whenever I see any sort of dom/sub kink scenario where the sub is called a bitch I just end up cringing a little
It's not even degrading talk I dislike. I just dislike the word bitch specifically
I must be in a weird ass horny mood because I've been caught up in this kink scenario that's making me die inside but idk how to really describe it and it's a little uh... intense? Maybe?
Your boyfriend shows you a magic trick where he turns sweet smelling pastries and fruity snacks into the most vile butt blasts you have ever experienced. How can something that smells so good be turned into something that smells so bad?
At a friends house and making the mistake of sitting in his dads armchair, and the dad comes out in nothing but his underwear, plopping down on top of you because he didnt check to see if it was occupied. Why would he? Its HIS chair. And hes got gallons of farts to unload into it