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@AshleyDalton_MP How many have left in the same period? My wife, an experienced head of department in a secondary school is one, and many of her experienced colleagues have left too to be replaced by cheap, newly qualified teachers or teaching assistants

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@peterkyle Tell the rest of your party then, they seem to be doing everything possible to stem growth

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@MartinSLewis My Mum, a pretty switched on and intelligent person almost fell for one of these scams. I was amazed that she'd been drawn in, but they can be quite convincing particularly if money is a bit tight. Thank God she showed me it first, but it's very concerning

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@metoffice Shut up you idiots, no one cares about this crap

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@MikeTappTweets I pay ridiculous amounts of tax, all of it and more is given over to benefits. Can no one see this is unsustainable?

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@MatthewStadlen Whether they can actually do it or not is pretty irrelevant. The point is they actually show some proper intent to do something, rather than talking bollocks and doing nothing

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@wesstreeting Get business growing by taxing businesses even more? Are you on drugs?

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@Keir_Starmer You'd probably have tried to get them off

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@TheRealJamieKay I treat people with respect until they give me a reason not to. Ergo if you turn up and take the mick then you can get tae fuck

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@PhilipProudfoot The first thing I remember noticing on the news as a child in the 1970s was a war in the middle east. I don't think there's ever been peace in the region since, and so to me it's just another war that I don't really care about or even have an opinion on

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@Keir_Starmer Why are you so obsessed with fucking Muslims? Get a grip you idiot and concentrate on your own country

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@ejgallagherx How do you know it's a woman?

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@DaleVince Is this the massive mandate where hardly anyone bothered to vote, and those that did voted anything but tory? Hardly a ringing endorsement, borne out bit his historic unpopularity

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@DaleVince 10 years? Dream on, they've managed 2 years and everyone hates them already

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@AngelaRayner Oh that's convenient timing isn't it? Doesn't smell remotely fishy, oh no definitely not

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@zarahsultana Read between the lines, she still thinks you're a dick

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@Keir_Starmer And yet you don't mind welcoming God knows who as they arrive by dinghy in their thousands and feed, accommodate, clothe them and excuse their abuse of our citizens. You just don't get it do you

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@ChrisVinceMP Sorry, what's he delivered again?

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@JohnSlinger If you put yourself forward to be PM then you'd better be tough, and do a good job for the population. If you are neither then the population (and even some of your own party) will let you know about it.
If Starmer can't cope then do us all a favour and get lost

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@anon_opin Self employed contractor here, having worked extensively with CS I can confirm that at least 30% are a total waste of space and the whole thing would probably run just as (in)effectively without them