stinky shark 🦈

Life is just a series of excuses to make cupcakes! She/Her

[stinky shark 🦈 @StinkyVanilla]

Ace of Bass #RuinABandNameWithOneLetter

[stinky shark 🦈 @StinkyVanilla]

@Ramsey_Campbell But the puzzle isn’t going to put itself together!!

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

Do you know why the disease (cancer) and the star sign (cancer) share a name?

Neither does anyone else!

Hippocrates named cancer after crabs but he never said why, setting humanity up for thousands of years of debate about what the fuck he was thinking.

[Oscar the Grouch @OscarTheGrouch]

The weekend is here. Time to stay in my trashcan and do nothing.

[Zack Hargett @zackhargett]

I just got access to Google’s new MusicLM and…

Wow.

No exaggeration when I say this will change the music industry.

[Mandy Patinkin @PatinkinMandy]

Saul’s unite! #wgastrong

Support our writers!

[stinky shark 🦈 @StinkyVanilla]

@Doctor_Eric_B It made his hands too big

[Reductress @Reductress]

3 Preventative Botox Treatments That Will Do Nothing for When the Locusts Come: https://t.co/Rhadjjut9s

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

The fact that farts are loud implies that loud farts did not impinge upon our ancestor’s ability to procreate and I love that for them.

[Pope Ramsey @Ramsey_Campbell]

Me: I think you would like guacamole
My 4yo: Guacamole is yucky!
Me: But it's made with avocados
My 4yo: No, it's made with puppies!

Laughter, some crying, exeunt omnes

[Mark Lewis, MD, FASCO @marklewismd]

The perfect drug name doesn't exi--

[stinky shark 🦈 @StinkyVanilla]

@Ramsey_Campbell what a terrible cat

[Sunrise Movement 🌅 @sunrisemvmt]

same energy

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

Have you om nom nom nomed today?

[Danny Trejo @officialDannyT]

And that’s how I saved Christmas 🎄

[Katrine Wallace, PhD, MS, CPH @DrKatEpi]

We’re sorry Tom. We didn’t appreciate you. Come back.

[stinky shark 🦈 @StinkyVanilla]

@Ramsey_Campbell sound familiar?

[Stephanie deGiorgio @DrSdeG]

What is this shitty not-flu, not-covid, not-RSV thing going around??

It has taken out my team at work one by one and both kids poorly now. I had it two weeks ago. Felt bloody awful.
Making people get tracheitis, febrile, sore throat.

Any virologists know? Paraflu?

[stinky shark 🦈 @StinkyVanilla]

Well, Twitter, I would say it’s been nice knowing you, but most of the time it really hasn’t 🫥

[Reductress @Reductress]

I’d Be a Free Spirit If I Didn’t Have to Lug Around These Huge Boobs: https://t.co/IDLchdw94q

[stinky shark 🦈 @StinkyVanilla]

@Ramsey_Campbell @GennHutchison One of mine is “I’m teaching class and I have no lesson plan”