Meeting a cute, bottom-heavy possum girl at the bar & buying her drinks until she asks to go back to your place..
... You're not getting laid, she just didn't want to stink up her apartment
Piña Coladas fuck with her guts, and now you're dealing with her bubbly farts all night~
Getting home from work to find your skunk BF got off early! They even went and got pizza for you to share!
Unfortunately for you, they're lactose intolerant and already ate half of it waiting in bed for you. Hope you don't mind your pillow reeking of skunk farts all night >:3