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[Rejected Stories @Stirny]

A few years ago I had the opportunity to meet both @ChuckWendig and @chuckpalahniuk , as a budding writer I was beyond nervous and babbled incessantly. I would like to thank both for proving that sometimes you can meet your heroes and not want to swallow a bullet after.

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@SamManlol my favorite is Anchovy! Name is Stirny

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@supBigMitch Anchovy is my fav! Stirny is my reddit name and AC name, I’d love to visit!

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Hey @JeremySaliba are you going to be at Epcot’s festival of the arts as a featured artist this year? I’m itching to get a print this year.

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@PopeyesChicken Waited for a while this morning and got some sandwiches but none of them had pickles. Kind of disappointed but they’re still good. Hope this isn’t a planned change

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So what’s the opposite of a @shanedawson is over party? Because him and @JeffreeStar killed it with the #ShaneDawsonXJeffreeStar collection

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In the virtual queue to buy the @shanedawson @JeffreeStar #ConspiracyCollection Trying to get it for my wife while she is working hard to provide for our family! So excited. Enjoyed the ride, guys! PS props to @AndrewSiwicki for being a great creative partner to Shane!

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Day 1 of #nanowrimo Beginning in medias res #amwriting #story #rejectedstories @ Orlando, Florida https://t.co/XTFREtENfx

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The whole @QueerEye season is great so far, but the #JonesBBQ sisters episode was so special. So many happy tears

[Queer Eye @QueerEye]

You want some? 🤤 We gotchuu! Tweet @queereye + #JonesBBQ + 🌈 for a treat straight from Kansas City!

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@Danny4denise @mihali05 @BarackObama @Mattdavelewis So if I trolled a troll which made me a troll and then you trolled me, does that make you a troll? Are we all trolls? Maybe we just have ideological differences and are sniping at each other.

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@kumailn My wife and I voted today. Nervously watching the results. Keep thinking about Dinesh’s line about being lost at sea in a tiny boat

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@pepboysauto The funny thing about your company @pepboysauto is that every time a cs rep tells me a SENIOR manager will be in touch (district mgr or above) I get a call from the store manager again. My business with the store manager is done but I would like to talk to a cs rep from corporate

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@pepboysauto Information sent

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About to head into a career networking event at Full Sail and I must ask a question: what are ties? “I know my resume may not have what you’re looking for but look, I tied a piece of fabric around my neck that makes it kind of hard to breathe. Money and benefits please.”

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Benstonium @Benstonium]

I Photoshopped the new Flyers mascot "Gritty" into the background of a bunch of stock images...

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Constantly refreshing YouTube hoping to see the 200th @zane video. The anticipation tastes like #butterchicken

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Life isn’t always black and white. Sometimes pausing during an exciting #gaming moment brings its own fun. Only @insomniacgames could make #SpiderManPS4 this fun