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As long as the cuffs and collar match...

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@washingtonpost Its already a sanctuary for the uneducated

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@BBCNews I plan to fine Florida for their stupidity

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@AP AR loves liars.

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@AP Someone PLEASE have a Mariachi band follow Ted Cruz around wherever he goes

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@TheDailyShow Did she wear a tan suit?

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@007 We will wait

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@nytimes The Fossilized Phallus would be a great name for a pub

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@washingtonpost Who?

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@Reuters @ReutersBarria Or he was too feeble to stand

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@Avalanche Unbelievable that we STILL can’t watch your games on @comcast

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@denverpost @RepDLamborn regrets he didn’t have his head far enough up #IMPOTUSx2 arse

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@Reuters “So our murderous insurrection was just friendly competition”

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@SHumphreyTV @KOAA @GovofCO New motto: Monument—City of Death

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@Reuters I’m buying @Marriott stock

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@denverpost https://t.co/yMfGhGZtgV will welcome him

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@nytimes Using tax dollars. How ironic.

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@RepDLamborn You ARE the mob. My God forgive you.

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@RepLamborn has blood on his hands

[Rep. Doug Lamborn @RepDLamborn]

Today I voted against Nancy Pelosi for Speaker. Pelosi will not stand up to the radical socialists in her party who are intent on destroying our country.

I supported my friend, @GOPLeader. We must work to restore our way of life, rebuild our economy & renew the American dream.

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@KKTV11News Will someone please post the appropriate meme from Animal House

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@AP We are sure the unarmed women and children he shot would disagree