St. Louis Snakes

greatest Chel team to be assembled.

[St. Louis Snakes @STLSnakes]

Might as well deactivate we never playing again

[St. Louis Snakes @STLSnakes]

Once you hear a hiss… it’s too late. #savedbycrookington #snakeshockey

[St. Louis Snakes @STLSnakes]

BREAKING NEWS- Crookington has cleared out his locker, and just left a singular note. “I’ll be back when some grow up.” Uh-oh.

[St. Louis Snakes @STLSnakes]

GOALIE FIGHT! CROOKINGTON ON TOP👏 that’s our goalie! #crookington #ko

[St. Louis Snakes @STLSnakes]

Crookington refused to answer a question about a photo going around of him sleeping during the game. Damn shame.

[St. Louis Snakes @STLSnakes]

RW BuchWAVEich to the rescue! What an incredible teammate! Snakes help snakes. This team are not just teammates, they are brothers, they are family. #savedbybuch

[St. Louis Snakes @STLSnakes]

Snakes having goalie try-outs first thing in the morning. #crookingtonwashed

[St. Louis Snakes @STLSnakes]

Down 2-0, Smokar fights for his goalie after he was shot on after the whistle. #team

[St. Louis Snakes @STLSnakes]

Crookington has skipped pre-game interviews. Not surprising.

[St. Louis Snakes @STLSnakes]

Fans are wondering… why doesn’t BuchWaveich sit tonight to keep Tkadunk on the team? #notsavedbycrookington

[St. Louis Snakes @STLSnakes]

THIS JUST IN- TKADUNK HAS REQUESTED A TRADE. The day the earth stood still, is here. Reports that Crookington was wiping tears away, saying if he’s gone, then so is he!

[St. Louis Snakes @STLSnakes]

Crookington in his element. (real image)

[St. Louis Snakes @STLSnakes]

YOUR FAVORITE HOCKEY TEAM PLAYS TONIGHT!
Presenski- ACTIVE
BuchWAVEich- ACTIVE
Crookzky- ACTIVE
DaMan-ACTIVE
Tkadunk- DOUBTFUL
Smokar- DOUBTFUL
Crookington- Questionable.

[St. Louis Snakes @STLSnakes]

Due to a personal issue off the ice, we are wearing a patch next game for the one that is enduring most of the pain. #restupH99

[St. Louis Snakes @STLSnakes]

The presence of Weapon 99 was clearly missed last night, and let me tell ya… tonight, he showed up.

[St. Louis Snakes @STLSnakes]

SCRATCH ALL OF THAT WE ARE ON. SMOKAR FROM THE SHADOWS! MUST HAVE LEARNED THAT FROM HIS OLD RD, BATMAN!

[St. Louis Snakes @STLSnakes]

We done.

[St. Louis Snakes @STLSnakes]

Never mind, they are just getting margs and partying. Classic snakes!😆 #savedbycrookington

[St. Louis Snakes @STLSnakes]

Looks like snake hockey maybe finished due to Tkadunk being captured by Chan DaMan. Hate to see the teammate on teammate crime, but hey, expect the unexpected at Python Valley. #savedbycrookington