StoicNaut 🏛️⚓️ (formerly Crypto Ξejit)

Engineer + Photographer + Hiker + Swimmer + Runner |
Crypto Trader & NFT Collector |
Navigating the noise |
Sarcastic shitposter when in the mood.

[StoicNaut 🏛️⚓️ (formerly Crypto Ξejit) @StoicNaut]

After surviving enough crypto cyclones, it's time for a rebrand.

CryptoEjit is dead. Long live StoicNaut. 🏛️⚓️

Same degen. Better philosophy.

Navigating the noise.

[StoicNaut 🏛️⚓️ (formerly Crypto Ξejit) @StoicNaut]

Gimmick...
Gear stick till arthritis kicks in 💪🏻😎

[Tesla @Tesla]

Real life, baby

[StoicNaut 🏛️⚓️ (formerly Crypto Ξejit) @StoicNaut]

@osseneth Here 😉

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[StoicNaut 🏛️⚓️ (formerly Crypto Ξejit) @StoicNaut]

This was me ~30min ago.
This lady decided to ignore the pedestrian crossing, the stop sign and me...
Luckily I ended on her bonnet and not under her SUV.

[StoicNaut 🏛️⚓️ (formerly Crypto Ξejit) @StoicNaut]

How is it possible that #grok gives you incorrect info about #X settings?

[StoicNaut 🏛️⚓️ (formerly Crypto Ξejit) @StoicNaut]

@Lahannin @_pgauthier Ledger think they are what hoovers became in vacuum machines industry.

[StoicNaut 🏛️⚓️ (formerly Crypto Ξejit) @StoicNaut]

@HLMoonIt @AdamWeitsman We love them suits

[StoicNaut 🏛️⚓️ (formerly Crypto Ξejit) @StoicNaut]

@CL207 Did few stints down there. Massive alright.

[StoicNaut 🏛️⚓️ (formerly Crypto Ξejit) @StoicNaut]

@Tashi_Health7 @digital_slops

[StoicNaut 🏛️⚓️ (formerly Crypto Ξejit) @StoicNaut]

@phishphood44 @0xJohannes_ That's what I'm suspecting as well. Contamination in Europe not widespread at all. We probably got lucky that the issue got exposed in Asia. They could have allowed all these tampered 'sleepers' to spread around the globe and then do a coordinated drain but somebody got impatient

[StoicNaut 🏛️⚓️ (formerly Crypto Ξejit) @StoicNaut]

@EpikNFT

[StoicNaut 🏛️⚓️ (formerly Crypto Ξejit) @StoicNaut]

WTF!!
- Survive a car fire with daughter.
- Survive cancer... twice.
- Survive Covid-19
> Die after being flung from a Six Flags rollercoaster 👀

[StoicNaut 🏛️⚓️ (formerly Crypto Ξejit) @StoicNaut]

Best summary! 😎
"How Richard Got Caught Explained 1 Tweet" 👇👇

[Eric Wall @ercwl]

How Richard Got Caught Explained 1 Tweet

RH: ”so, you guys, send me $1B for this eth fork, but it is very important it’s not an investment… it’s a sacrifice, you’re essentially… gifting it…? u know”

The SEC: ”dawg that was an investment, see you in court buddy”

US Court: case dismissed, fatman operated from Finland, the SEC doesn’t have jurisdiction

Finland: ”oh? but we have gift taxes in finland. yes. 30%. That’s $300 million in taxes please but we only take euro ok hehe”

Europol: ”also fatman punched a 16 year old boy five times in the face”

Interpol: RED NOTICE

Turkish police: ”jfc there’s like 64 rolexes here. Also we’re going to call him ’Whale James’ from now on… that’s what you guys called him right? Whale James?”

[StoicNaut 🏛️⚓️ (formerly Crypto Ξejit) @StoicNaut]

Richard Heart detained in Turkey 👀

#hex

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[StoicNaut 🏛️⚓️ (formerly Crypto Ξejit) @StoicNaut]

@SalsaTekila Rumour has it that @DonAlt has booked a flight...

[StoicNaut 🏛️⚓️ (formerly Crypto Ξejit) @StoicNaut]

@DonAlt @SalsaTekila Will it be live streamed?

[StoicNaut 🏛️⚓️ (formerly Crypto Ξejit) @StoicNaut]

September CPI inflation rises to 3.7% (exp 3.6%).
Core CPI inflation rises to 2.6% (exp. 2.5%).

[StoicNaut 🏛️⚓️ (formerly Crypto Ξejit) @StoicNaut]

#dxy
Dixie going up --> crypto going down
it's always the case!

[StoicNaut 🏛️⚓️ (formerly Crypto Ξejit) @StoicNaut]

@bongdoe if still spots 🫡
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