Martin Williams

[Martin Williams @StokeMeAClipper]

@colin_furze @XboxGamePassUK Have you seen this device? Seems like a perfect match for a gaming chair in use by a gamer who would prefer not to be distracted by calls of nature. Already appropriately branded as extreme! Seen at this retailer in Canada: https://t.co/WxiiNZPNRn

[Martin Williams @StokeMeAClipper]

@CronicaLady @AlexSouzafener @INTERAC “Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
-Hanlon's Razor

[Martin Williams @StokeMeAClipper]

Is this for extreme situations, or extreme urine? That of course raises the question of what qualifies as extreme urine.

[Reuters Pitchbot (Satire) @ReutersPitchbot]

Supreme Court votes 6-3 to replace US freshwater lakes with oil reserves

[Martin Williams @StokeMeAClipper]

@nosuchthing my favourite news story of the year. They don’t explain what an “unwanted residential paving incident” is, sorting that out is left as an exercise for the reader.

[CityNews Kitchener @CityNewsKIT]

OPP looking to identify man in relation to unwanted paving incident https://t.co/fgsX7U1o1p

[Martin Williams @StokeMeAClipper]

This is the best sentence I’ve read all week:
“A study conducted in 2010 by Dr Ruth McNerney of the London School of Hygiene & Tropical Medicine and colleagues, concluded that the airborne transmission of diseases by means of vuvuzelas was possible.”

[Martin Williams @StokeMeAClipper]

@mmeplona Golden backed snipe fly
Chrysopilus thoracicus

https://t.co/9Isf9Cqumo

[Martin Williams @StokeMeAClipper]

@henryjc90 @ojmason @andrewhunterm Not to be confused with another major Canadian highway called the QEW. We’re so very creative…

[Martin Williams @StokeMeAClipper]

@henryjc90 @ojmason @andrewhunterm And a highway

[Martin Williams @StokeMeAClipper]

@CBCHereandNow
I’ve always wanted to know what happens if a muggle mistakes the ministry of magic employees entrance as an actual public WC.

[Martin Williams @StokeMeAClipper]

@andrewhunterm Steak fed grass.

[Reuters Pitchbot (Satire) @ReutersPitchbot]

Good morning. Twitter was a 14 year sociological experiment study conducted by Harvard University. Thank you for your time.

[Martin Williams @StokeMeAClipper]

@Fire_Lecce Are there any plans to give the BA.2 variant a proper name?

I propose the PC variant.

[Martin Williams @StokeMeAClipper]

Crumb O’Clock; the time of day 45 minutes after sunrise when the sun shines nearly horizontally across the kitchen counter and table you just wiped, revealing every crumb you missed like glacial erratics and forcing you to wipe it again.

[Martin Williams @StokeMeAClipper]

@juliawriter Naps?

[Martin Williams @StokeMeAClipper]

@Fire_Lecce Why can’t everyone simply do their own time-assessment and choose for their self what time zone they wish to live in?

[Martin Williams @StokeMeAClipper]

@juliawriter Done!

[Martin Williams @StokeMeAClipper]

@andrewhunterm @nosuchthing Is @JamesHarkin on board with this? I’m not sure how he could reconcile their highly-fungible nature with his very anti-fungus stance.

[Martin Williams @StokeMeAClipper]

@ibew_sparky @TO_Resident He was arrested and charged himself the previous month. I linked the wrong article above, sorry. https://t.co/y4bGGigfUa