Stoke

I do not in any way shape or form share the opinions of the actual people that run this club. they’re boring and politically correct

[Stoke @StokeSHFC]

On that note, pre season starts next Tuesday (4th) at stoke recreation ground. Everyone welcome!
Please come along we could do with some fresh blood in both teams. We’ve got a holding midfielder who’s time is up and somehow still started most games last season.
PSA pre season.

[Stoke @StokeSHFC]

Also a great effort from the Ref, only a young lad and had a very good game.
Better than @HolmesAdie by a long way.

[Stoke @StokeSHFC]

Big 3 points today against a tough @MilbornePortFC probably would have been 0 if their back line didn’t gift us 3 goals. So appreciate that. See you next Saturday for another bash. Studs not moulds.

[Stoke @StokeSHFC]

Apologies to anyone that got offended by my earlier tweet, I should not be using such words as ‘woeful’.
I am thankful for referee’s and their time at our level and appreciate the hard work they put in to keep the game running.

[Stoke @StokeSHFC]

I would however like to spread some love today, @AshcottFC reserves had a centre half, that must have survived both world wars and still continues to play at grass routes level.
Who was absolutely exceptional, your grandkids must be proud.
Our MOTM.

[Stoke @StokeSHFC]

I also apologise for the break from this platform. The league sent a letter threatening legal action and fines to the club if the tweets didn’t stop.
I took the Christmas period to think about it and we held a vote as a club (I decided) that we don’t care.

[Stoke @StokeSHFC]

A returning player captured after training Tuesday night. In his words,
‘There’s no place like it. For me I didn’t realise what I had until it was gone. No club in the south west have showers as good as ours’

[Stoke @StokeSHFC]

No way are you coming back, not after what you did with that horse

[mark woollard @woolly33]

I didn’t want to say anything, but…. @StokeSHFC

[Stoke @StokeSHFC]

@MilbornePortFC Pitch was fine. But our star player is out with a torn hammy so had to cancel.

[Stoke @StokeSHFC]

Big away day in the cup for us. 47 minutes on google maps. Hopefully travel doesn’t effect our performance. Airfield tavern fry up, 6/10. Broken coffee machine and eggs were overdone. One of the new lads claiming he’s faster than me, pubeless bastard. Updates to follow.

[Stoke @StokeSHFC]

Referee needed this weekend for a 14:00 KO at home for the reserves! Double money if you do it topless @SMSTfriendlies

[Stoke @StokeSHFC]

And boy did he deliver today. This 5”6, 18 stone CAT pulled off some outstanding saves today. Apologies to @waggyathleticfc who had to try and run towards that purple idiot for 90 minutes.

[Stoke @StokeSHFC]

New kit on show today. Big thanks to Jeff Davis carpentry. Without you we wouldn’t get to see what looks like something out of monsters inc.

[Stoke @StokeSHFC]

New kit on show today. Big thanks to Jeff Davis carpentry. Without you we wouldn’t get to see what looks like something out of monsters inc.

[Stoke @StokeSHFC]

Referee needed this Saturday! 14:00 KO stoke recreation ground. @SMSTfriendlies

[Stoke @StokeSHFC]

Last pre season game done, big thanks to @CrewkRangersFC for travelling and taking up the offer late notice. MOM goes to our number 2 today. Superb performance in the first half as wingback before slotting seamlessly into the back 3 to ensure the clean sheet. Top work.

[Stoke @StokeSHFC]

@FC_MereTownMens @SMSTfriendlies Would of battered you anyway

[Stoke @StokeSHFC]

Once again we have been let down for another friendly. We have a pitch and ref sorted for Saturday 2pm KO. Please for the love of god someone come and play football @SMSTfriendlies

[Stoke @StokeSHFC]

@FC_MereTownMens @SMSTfriendlies Already sorted another one last night! Apologies

[Stoke @StokeSHFC]

@SMSTfriendlies @CrewkRangersFC 😂 they are a necessity! I hate drinking hot water, but I need it to drink coffee

[Stoke @StokeSHFC]

@CrewkRangersFC have kindly taken up the offer! @SMSTfriendlies the unsung hero’s here yet again!