Psi-CoSeraphim555

Gooning and talking to myself since before it was a meme

18+ content MDNI

[Psi-CoSeraphim555 @StolitzSimp555]

#goontwt #gooner #gooning #goon

[Psi-CoSeraphim555 @StolitzSimp555]

Closeted protogooners saying things like proship is problematic but then secretly following a rapekink larper is fine because it was 2022, now gooning is meta and everyone knows about it, allowing a more broad retrospective of the entire community. That's what gooncultist meant.

[Psi-CoSeraphim555 @StolitzSimp555]

@FangsPaw I want my memories replaced with porn, I would give up my friends and family and accomplishments for porn, literally nothing on this planet is better.

[Psi-CoSeraphim555 @StolitzSimp555]

Incest is gross
Admit your family is chopped
I've wanted to bang my sister for years, she's hot as fuck!

[Psi-CoSeraphim555 @StolitzSimp555]

I've never said truer words

[Psi-CoSeraphim555 @StolitzSimp555]

#goon #goontwt #gooner #gooning

[your brother @urhotbigbro]

this was you last night, huh? trynna goon like your buddies do. but the second your big brother popped into your head, you blew your load. pathetic. you can’t even goon right. no wonder you're still a virgin.

[Psi-CoSeraphim555 @StolitzSimp555]

I like to think I'm more of a man of the arts because I like Alice more than Belle.

[Bate Bro Vegas @batebrovegas]

Have you masturbated at work?

[Psi-CoSeraphim555 @StolitzSimp555]

I think I'm the only human on earth who would kill someone for an opportunity to own a Nokia N-Gage.

[Psi-CoSeraphim555 @StolitzSimp555]

@ChiseHatoriBan Shame it never got a second season, the Manga has way more tits tho.

[Psi-CoSeraphim555 @StolitzSimp555]

Recently moved to a terrible place called Bakersfield. I may get shot, robbed, and violated by a homeless guy. But hey at least I can buy poppers off the weird Middle Eastern smoke shop owner.

[Psi-CoSeraphim555 @StolitzSimp555]

It's my birthday! I'm getting closer to 40!!

[Psi-CoSeraphim555 @StolitzSimp555]

I came to jack off but instead got caught up in kdotfunnies lore...

[Psi-CoSeraphim555 @StolitzSimp555]

@jettjettjettje Pass the Mario kart bro I'm geeking

[Psi-CoSeraphim555 @StolitzSimp555]

@KdotFunnies THEY AINT LIKE US KDOT
I'LL NEVER ABANDON YOU KING 👑 🙏