Derek Stone Azahuri

What's Up Ladies. Screw dudes, chicks only. I'm Stone. Get ready to love me like cake loves being eaten by fat people. See what I did there?

[Derek Stone Azahuri @StoneBombs]

WHATS DOWN HOMIES! Stone is back and Stone is ready to pwnd. Especially Ari. While you're at it, trend #ariandstone and see what happens!

[Derek Stone Azahuri @StoneBombs]

So drunk from last night that i forgot to send my txts from last night #fml #notfunnyjokes

[Derek Stone Azahuri @StoneBombs]

So drunk from last night that i forgot to send my txts from last night #fml #notfunnyjokes

[Derek Stone Azahuri @StoneBombs]

@ijustine yes

[Derek Stone Azahuri @StoneBombs]

@hectorcortez Not listening to @ariweiss gets rid of every problem you've ever had

[Derek Stone Azahuri @StoneBombs]

@ijustine why did you block me? :(

[Derek Stone Azahuri @StoneBombs]

Dear @ijustine, Maybe you and I can share at cupcake. My favorite is red velvet cake. I'd buy you thousands of pounds of it. #internetlove

[Derek Stone Azahuri @StoneBombs]

Dear @iJustine, I want to formally ask you out on a date, so I'm wearing a tuxedo. Please make this internet boy's dream come true #truelove

[Derek Stone Azahuri @StoneBombs]

Dear iJustine, I want to formally ask you out on a date, so I'm wearing a tuxedo. Please make this internet boy's dream come true. #truelove

[Derek Stone Azahuri @StoneBombs]

Dear @ijustine , Will you ever accept my love? I'll wait. I'll always wait. I'll wait til zombie Heath ledger comes back for Batman 3 #IL

[Ari & Stone @Ari_and_Stone]

I uploaded a YouTube video -- Trick or Tweet http://youtu.be/ZKhE6WkADFc?a

[Derek Stone Azahuri @StoneBombs]

Dear @ijustine, Even late in the evening, I think only of you. I will play women no more if only you take my heart #internetlove

[Derek Stone Azahuri @StoneBombs]

Dear @ijustine, You make me want to beat Mario Brothers without using ANY beanstalk tricks. That's right. From world 1-1 to 8-4. #IL

[Derek Stone Azahuri @StoneBombs]

Dear @ijustine, your blonde hair is like peaches. Your love for apple is inspiring. Will you respond to me ever? #internetlove

[Derek Stone Azahuri @StoneBombs]

Dear @ijustine, you make me want break @ariweiss in half and make a wish. The wish for our love to be #letterstoijustine #internetlove

[Derek Stone Azahuri @StoneBombs]

Oh my god. I developed an internet crush. @iJustine . I asked her out via youtube...but it didn't go so well :(

[Derek Stone Azahuri @StoneBombs]

I took a dump and placed it inside @ariweiss 's tuna cassarole. Tak added his semen. #bestprankever

[Derek Stone Azahuri @StoneBombs]

how to train your dragon! It made me cry. And I think tears are for queers... #possiblegayfeelings #Imisstak

[Derek Stone Azahuri @StoneBombs]

Passover at @ariweiss. I'm going to get so drunk that Jesus will high five me and be my beer pong partner.

[Derek Stone Azahuri @StoneBombs]

@AriWeiss Oh Great, YOU'RE here? Jesus, is there any where you DON'T go? #thinkingaboutmovingtothenetherlands