Stone Cold

An account. That exists. Only to ask questions on War Rocket Ajax.

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@WarRocketPod What’s the nicest bathroom you ever saw?

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@WarRocketPod @pattonoswalt @BlumJordan We all know at least one stupid person who doesn’t seem right in the head, but do y’all know anyone who doesn’t seem right in the butt?

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If ya only read 600 tweets today, save one for yours truly, Stone Cold HCC himself!

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@WarRocketPod @van_jensen @WeAreZoop Y’all ever concentrated hard enough to make a real life hadouken come out?

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@WarRocketPod @JasonCopland Do y’all think Superman is more powerful than the locomotion?

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@WarRocketPod @atomic_elbow They ever gonna come out with the Sega Exodus?

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@WarRocketPod @jrome58 Why would a superhero ever want to name themselves after a blue beetle? They taste like crap!

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@WarRocketPod What do y’all think the road to hell is paved with? I bet it’s skulls!

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@WarRocketPod And by the way, it’s really me on y’all’s Discord, whatever the crap that is.

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@WarRocketPod Would y’all ever put one of these on your vehicle? I did!

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@WarRocketPod @JessiSheron Ain’t the scariest thing about skeletons that there’s one living inside ya?

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@WarRocketPod @abrahamjoseph Ain’t it time they cut the crap and changed it from Washington, DC to Washington, Marvel?

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@WarRocketPod @EricaFails @ryanqnorth Y’all heard that if you screw up bad enough in John Madden Football you can make him say the f-word?

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@TheMattDWilson Why would I ever need to do that??

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@WarRocketPod @kellhound Y’all ever had to buttress your feelings?

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@WarRocketPod @MarkOStack I’m BACK! And I’ve been thinking up some real serious questions. Instead of making a podcast, how come y’all don’t just donate money to stop crime?

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@WarRocketPod @ryanqnorth If you could have any job on the 6 o’clock news, what would it be? I’ve always said my dear sweet son Stone Cold would be a handsome weatherman! -Mrs. HCC 😘

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@WarRocketPod Would you be upset if you got a box of Cracker Jacks for trick-or-treat but someone had already taken the prize out? I always like to keep them for my dear sweet son Stone Cold! -Mrs. HCC 😘

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@WarRocketPod @Owen_Johnson How do you type one of those faces into your phone? I want to text my dear sweet son Stone Cold a smooch! -Mrs. HCC

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@WarRocketPod My dear sweet son Stone Cold told me those bills they keep sending in the mail were just gimmicks, but when I called the man at the electric company, he said I still needed to pay! Who should I believe? -Mrs. HCC