Dr. Stone Footsman, PhD

Highly Opinionated Sports Fan | College Baseball Shouldn’t Lose Parlay Connoisseur | Salaried Employee | #BanTheWave

[Dr. Stone Footsman, PhD @StoneDog82]

Physically staring at a spreadsheet in the office, mentally shredding Everlong on guitar hero with my best buds

[Lawrence Kreymer @kreyme8]

JB Pritzker lost the Bears. This should end any hopes he’s had to become president. He’s already been a failure

[Darren Bailey @DarrenBaileyIL]

Imagine being the governor who lost the Chicago Bears.

[Dr. Stone Footsman, PhD @StoneDog82]

Breaking News: @GovPritzker presidential platform will include moving all US national teams to be based in Toronto

[Dr. Stone Footsman, PhD @StoneDog82]

Another FUCK YOU to @GovPritzker and @ChicagosMayor

[Dr. Stone Footsman, PhD @StoneDog82]

Im so glad our gas prices are over $5 per gallon, illegal immigrants can run around free and we can loot Walgreens’s to the point where they are forced to close their stores yet we’ll chase one of the only things that brings this state together to fucking Indiana!

[Dr. Stone Footsman, PhD @StoneDog82]

Your fucking fault @GovPritzker and @ChicagosMayor. Fuck you both.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

The Bears’ Board of Directors voted Thursday to advance the stadium development in Hammond, Indiana, with the exact to be selected. This is this first time that the Bears’ board has voted on any stadium site.

As one source said, “There is more work to do but barring anything very strange, it’s a done deal.”

[Dr. Stone Footsman, PhD @StoneDog82]

Another White Sox WWWWWinner! Thanks @Billybooboocap

[Dr. Stone Footsman, PhD @StoneDog82]

@scottmerkin @savemeishbia Fuck.

[11Point7 College Baseball @11point7]

BEST DAY OF THE YEAR 🔥

[Dr. Stone Footsman, PhD @StoneDog82]

White Sox taking belt to ass to the twins, time to bring the video back. Fuck you @tlschwerz

[Dr. Stone Footsman, PhD @StoneDog82]

Feels like 05!

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Today, we remember a legend.

On this day in history, Harambe would have celebrated another birthday. An icon that became part of internet history, American culture, and an entire generation’s timeline.

Tomorrow marks 10 years since we lost him. Ten years since the moment the world stopped scrolling and collectively mourned something bigger than a meme.

He became a symbol of loyalty, strength, chaos, unity, and the strange beauty of the internet bringing millions of people together for one cause: never forgetting Harambe.

Everyone remembers where they were when they heard the news. And somehow, a decade later, his legacy still lives on.

Gone, but never forgotten.
Rest easy to a true patriot. 🕊️🇺🇸

May 27, 1999 — May 28, 2016
Forever in our hearts.

[Dr. Stone Footsman, PhD @StoneDog82]

I love the white sox, im not saying we’re winning the World Series or anything but man are they fun to watch

[Dr. Stone Footsman, PhD @StoneDog82]

I love this man

[Dr. Stone Footsman, PhD @StoneDog82]

@wsxmatt xGRIT is the only stat that turns directly into wins.

[Dr. Stone Footsman, PhD @StoneDog82]

@JerseyMichaels3 I think this is my favorite tweet of yours Mike!

[Dr. Stone Footsman, PhD @StoneDog82]

@daemarrrr No sweep?

[Dr. Stone Footsman, PhD @StoneDog82]

White sox baseball.

[Dr. Stone Footsman, PhD @StoneDog82]

I love Miguel Vargas

[Dr. Stone Footsman, PhD @StoneDog82]

@Sam_Phalen @SoxMach_pnoles Ligma @thekapman