Abe Stone

Don't go away mad. Just go away.

[Abe Stone @Stoneytron]

@CowserColton Time for new batting gloves lady.

[Abe Stone @Stoneytron]

@Ubisoft I have AC Valhalla disc version on PS4, just got a digital PS5. How do I upgrade?

[Abe Stone @Stoneytron]

Luzerne County here. Not misleading. Multiple problems early on. #BattlegroundState #Election2020

[Ali Swenson @AliSwenson]

One voting machine jammed for minutes — misleading posts said multiple machines were down for hours. An man claimed he was a poll worker discarding Trump ballots — he wasn't. More on the surge of false posts in PA today: https://t.co/ROrDyQwLtk via @AmandaSeitz @BarbaraOrtutay

[Abe Stone @Stoneytron]

@WNEP @wbrewyou @jimandsamshow @realDonaldTrump @JoeBiden #Pennsylvania2020 #2020Election Luzerne County!

[Abe Stone @Stoneytron]

I love how I voted... then printed it out and faxed it to nowhere like 1998.

[Abe Stone @Stoneytron]

I love how I voted... then printed it out and faxed it to nowhere like 1998.

[Abe Stone @Stoneytron]

@neiltyson https://t.co/8ItWmaIxAc

[Abe Stone @Stoneytron]

So quantum entanglement might (hah) be a https://t.co/dX84V8UeEl the thing is that nothing can move faster than the speed of light.if you entangle two particles the oppochange2one is instantaneous to the other regardless of the space between them. @neiltyson

[Abe Stone @Stoneytron]

@neiltyson do you think it’s possible that dark energy is living things’ life force?

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

I'm writing an Irish-Catholic version of "Inside Out," where the only 2 characters are Guilt and Jameson's.

[Kenny “KFUCKINGP” Powers @KFUCKINGP]

I fucking love women and women love fucking me.

Happy International Women’s Day. #IWD2015

[Kenny “KFUCKINGP” Powers @KFUCKINGP]

“It’s going to be a good year!”

SHUT THE FUCK UP, THAT’S THE SAME SHIT YOU SAID A YEAR AGO.

[Kenny “KFUCKINGP” Powers @KFUCKINGP]

Happy Fucking New Year.

[Kenny “KFUCKINGP” Powers @KFUCKINGP]

Forget the coal - just take a shit in your little brat's stocking.

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

Uhhh GO FUCK YOURSELF

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

IF YOU DONT KNOW ME GO FUCK YOURSELF

[Abe Stone @Stoneytron]

#BringInRiker #1 should direct or else go fuck yourself @the_ironsheik

[Kenny “KFUCKINGP” Powers @KFUCKINGP]

Just shitted out a full turkey.

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

GOODNIGHT TURKEY GO FUCK YOURSELF #HappyThanksgiving

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

colin Kaepernick the real or the rice a roni dick? #SFvsSEA

[Abe Stone @Stoneytron]

#TBS Please make Ron Darling shut the fuck up. @MLB @Orioles @DempseysArmy @tbsveryfunny He sounds like he has wet napkins in his mouth.