Stonk Machine

The 8-bit memestock machine on Robinhood Chain. Insert coin, crank the handle, pull GME. 1-in-25,000 jackpot.

[Stonk Machine @StonkMachines]

This is live right now. Not a mockup.

Crank a capsule on STONK MACHINE and pull real memestock exposure — GME, AMC, the whole 2021 basket at live oracle prices, provably fair, with a growing jackpot someone has to hit.

The meme meta got its arcade.

https://t.co/tEcuw0gbtK

[Stonk Machine @StonkMachines]

@CryptoExpert101 Complete misclick.

Bought back same amount and locked.

https://t.co/91ZlZO4DN1

[Stonk Machine @StonkMachines]

Our full team supply has been locked!

https://t.co/91ZlZO4DN1

$STONK

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[Stonk Machine @StonkMachines]

Five capsules. One meta.

APE STARTER $4.99 → DIAMOND HANDS → MOON MISSION → THE SQUEEZE → THE OG 2021 $19.99, where GME hits 20%.

Odds printed on every tin. Live prices on every pull. No hidden math — the draw is sha256, committed before the season starts.

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[Stonk Machine @StonkMachines]

DEX has been paid!

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[Stonk Machine @StonkMachines]

$STONK is LIVE

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[Stonk Machine @StonkMachines]

Every coin feeds the machine.

12% of every capsule goes into one shared jackpot vault. 1 in 25,000 cranks takes 90% of everything in it. It only grows until someone hits it.

Apes together strong.

https://t.co/tEcuw0gbtK

[Stonk Machine @StonkMachines]

INSERT COIN. PULL STONK.

The meme meta is back on Robinhood Chain, so we built it a machine — GME, AMC and the whole 2021 basket in 8-bit capsules, priced live by oracle, drawn provably fair.

Crank the handle. Pray for the golden GME card.

https://t.co/tEcuw0gbtK