Christopher

Snarky Southern-bred Fitness Fanatic. Geek. Catholic. Martial Arts. Vintner. Sports(Saints,LSU,Louisiana) fan. Gamer. A whole lot of contradiction.

[Christopher @Stophman]

"You know what they say..."
"Once you go Waguespack, you never go back?"
"*facepalm*"

[Christopher @Stophman]

@gew984757 @YakubianRapist @kittycatholica @LutheranAnswers Youre misunderstanding the purpose of penance. Severity of sin does not dictate penance. Penance is just an outright act to show a commitment to contrition. It does not have to meet the same level of sin. So in that way, no language has no bearing on the validity of confession.

[Christopher @Stophman]

@gew984757 @YakubianRapist @kittycatholica @LutheranAnswers If that is the thing keeping the person from going to confession, then alright! If that makes you partake in the sacrament easier, then by all means!

[Christopher @Stophman]

@DarkRangerSis @Warcraft @TheWindstalker @WatcherDev I loved the cinematic. Cringe at the idea of more shadowlands. But I actually called for this sylvanas entrance at the cinematic at the end of TWW. So to have it happen now, I’m cool.

[Christopher @Stophman]

Chuck Norris memes pack a different punch today.

RIP

[Time Capsule Tales @timecaptales]

Chuck Norris held a 183-10-2 record and was a 6x world champion in full contact bare knuckle karate.

On top of that, he beat heavyweight kickboxing world champion Joe Lewis 3 consecutive times and also had a brutal sparring match with undefeated kickboxing world champion, Bill Superfoot Wallace, that lasted an hour and a half. According to Wallace, they practically stalemated and "beat the crap out of each other".

Chuck was trained in kickboxing/boxing by Benny The Jet Urquidez and was also trained in BJJ by the Gracies and Machados for 20 years. Even being able to submit Carlos Machado himself on occasion.

Chuck had a 315 Ibs bench press at 180 lbs bodyweight and was said to have a grip back in the day that nobody could escape from because he was so strong. Even Jean Claude Van Damme said he'd never fight Chuck Norris, despite being a kickboxing world champion himself.

Chuck held a 10th degree black belt in Chun Kuk Do, a 9th degree black belt in Tang Soo Do, an 8th degree black belt in Taekwondo, a 5th degree black belt in Karate, a 3rd degree black belt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu and a black belt in Judo.

Rest in peace, Chuck!

[Christopher @Stophman]

Wrong. 2018 No-Call and it’s not even close.

[John Frascella (Football) @NFLFrascella]

This may go down as the most controversial call of ALL TIME

Brandin Cooks has it, knee hits the ground

McMillan comes up with it afterward

… Broncos ball??

I guess I just don’t understand football anymore.

[Christopher @Stophman]

@HodlMagoo And my wife and I who would love at least 1 more kid but aren’t having any luck with conceiving are forced to foot the income tax bill for others?

Not against some inspiration for bigger families, but it’s harder issue to solve than just saying have more babies

[Christopher @Stophman]

@luxthos This is how i ended up using it

[Christopher @Stophman]

@luxthos I got mine breathing fire and thought I was awesome…then I saw this. Rad. Good work!

[Christopher @Stophman]

Should have played Negan, imo

[ToonHive @ToonHive]

Happy 61st birthday to the talented Patrick Warburton.

[Christopher @Stophman]

@notoriouskpg Legit was first thought through my head.

[Christopher @Stophman]

Go do the funny thing, Saints.

[Tom Pelissero @TomPelissero]

The Jaguars are releasing veteran DT Khalen Saunders, per source.

A two-time Super Bowl champion in Kansas City, Saunders now heads to waivers with a chance to help another contender in a playoff push.

[Christopher @Stophman]

I can dance around a locker room while sucking at football for Millions too, Mickey.

[NOF @nofnetwork]

#Saints DE Cam Jordan says the locker room currently has more energy at 1-8 than it did in 2024 at 2-7.

[Christopher @Stophman]

Loomising Intensifies

[Rod Fulton @SaintRoderick]

Big brain thinking/ 4d chess

Mickey Loomis sends penning to the chargers to miss blocks to injure Justin Herbert late in the season

Herbert gets a rotator cuff injury
Chargers draft a Qb in the first 2 rounds of the draft

Herbert feels slighted and asks for a release before free agency

Herbert comes to New Orleans after not being able to reach a deal in Miami

[Christopher @Stophman]

“The new LSU head coach will be a Charlie Kirk statue and Omar the Tiger” -Jeff Landry…,probably

[Christopher @Stophman]

You’ve seen everything you need to see. Bench Rattler.

Ride Shough here on out. Learn what you have or don’t have for the draft.

[Christopher @Stophman]

The collective LSU fanbase after this game.

[Christopher @Stophman]

It doesn’t matter what scheme you put in with a new offense, nothing makes sense for all these pre snap penalties. Just existing as a pro football player should stop most of these.

[Christopher @Stophman]

Could this be the worst first quarter in saints history?

[Christopher @Stophman]

No. You’re crying.

[👉M-Û-R-Č-H👈 @TheEXECUTlONER_]

As a parent, our one job is to raise someone we can’t live without, to live without us.

All us Dad’s are heartbroken for him. 💔