By Law in Thailand Elephants have the right of way, elephants have learned to take advantage of this by stopping traffic to steal from sugar cane trucks. Elephants commit highway robbery.
One time in Boy Scouts the Scout master took us camping but didn’t check weather. Tornado sirens went off and buddy had us rushing to set up tents. Storm started so we ended up all piled up in one tent as an F-1 tornado casually cruised nearby & blew half our shit in the river.
The fact that @PFTCommenter's team and darling killed his Philly bet is poetic and beautiful. Can't imagine whats pft is feeling right now.
Truly a beautiful word we live in.