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Mom to 3 young boys. Mommy Blog is a cover so I can tell ball sack jokes.I dont craft or know anything about anything. Follow for laughs. or dont. #stopyapping

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Shocked and a little confused. Assumed this cologne would smell like gingivitis,BO and cigarettes.
#dior

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Which one of you psychopaths is out here eating flour? #controlyaself

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Why is my bag so happy?
#coupons #couponing

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#lakearrowhead #FourthOfJuly

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At the pool with my kids&their friends
"Marco"
kid across the pool yells
"Rubio!"
kids played "Marco Rubio" for 2 hours.
@marcorubio

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Will was bummed we don't have pics of him around the house.He drew 100 of himself and taped them all over! #kidsaretheworst #stopyapping

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March has flown by! Don't waste another minute. Order your #ChildToCherish keepsakes today!

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Thanks son. Your penmanship looks great! #kidsaretheworst #shit

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Like and retweet if this was your Mom's dustpan back in the day.
#usewhatevershityouhave
#handmethatenvelope

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#gonegirl #psycho

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Don't blame me you ate an entire pan of cheesy potatoes-I just ate 3 lunchables.
#fatass #cheesypotatoes #lunchables

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Next time I'll save the gift card and wrap up a dank meme you ungrateful yuck!
#makemeameme #textsfrommysister #birthday

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I'm a troll.
#kidsaretheworst #jobinterview #stopyapping #troll

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Me booking a hair appointment.
#helpme #imhorrible #troll

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When even your scarf doesn't fit!
#holidays #textsfrommysister #bloated

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Merry Christmas @HydroFlask

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I love when I dig through my purse and find a love note from one of my kids. #kidsaretheworst #poo #lovenote

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Kinda like when they say their pancakes are too spicy #kidsaretheworst #warheads #sour