Seats you are no longer putting me in. I wish everyone even marginally responsible for this nightmarish, monumental clusterfuck of what was supposed to be a simple 6 hours of my life absolutely nothing. I don’t even wish you the worst, I hope NOTHING comes to you.
That is all.
An open letter to @AmericanAir
You overgrown, inbred moss munching microbes
Brain eating amoeba wouldn’t just starve in your heads, your brains would lack the sufficient oxygen for them to exist there in the first place.
You all huff glue as your primary method of breathing
And it shows.
Fuck you. Fuck whoever does your scheduling. ESPECIALLY fuck whoever sent me $30 in compensation for this absolute no lube train you have been and will continue to be running on me for the next several hours. I paid more than that just for the specific economy