SaltLampStore

The greatest Salt Lamp retailer west of Nevada

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Whomst the fuck is this???? @BetterSalt

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@isaacfreysac @MayorHancock I've heard about experiences with you from the other nearby stores. But regardless, Mayor Hancock has given me permission to do this to you if you attempt to lick my salt lamps so stay outta Denver!

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@isaacfreysac @MayorHancock please keep this mongrel out of our great city. He's been DMing our local businesses non stop speaking of riots and threatening to lick/contaminate our goods.

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Today we unveil our newest line of products. The "Salty D's" will be a set of salt lamps centered and scented around different types of nuts.

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@isaacfreysac Just consider doing this in my store and I'll knock you straight in your skinny fucking jaw.

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