Lewis Storey

Put your fucking cameras away and I’ll leather you, you knobhead

[Lewis Storey @StoreyLewis]

Fantastic

[Nike @Nike]

It was all going to plan until instincts took over…

Rip The Script

[Lewis Storey @StoreyLewis]

Hahahhaahahahahhahaha

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

UFC fighter Sean Strickland posts an AI video of himself beating up transgender Dylan Mulvaney to kick off Pride Month.

The video appeared to be a fake Bud Light ad.

"Ive yet to see one rainbow flag. We're back!!!" Strickland said.

"Say what you want about Trump but June has got far less gay," @SStricklandMMA said on X.

[Lewis Storey @StoreyLewis]

Hahahahaha. A get trying to make yourself feel better but despite them all losing finals they’ve also won them, and a bet they didn’t park the bus and have one shot on target in 120 mins

[Mark Brus @MarkBrusCOS]

Worth remembering that in our two Champions League final appearances we've narrowly lost to the undisputed best teams in Europe at the time - prime Ronaldinho-era Barca, and a PSG side that battered Inter 5-0 in last season's final.

Back in the day, Fergie's United got played off the park twice by Pep's Barca. Klopp lost two finals to Real Madrid and his only final victory came against *Spurs* for crying out loud.

Recent wins by United, Liverpool, and Chelsea also came via penalties. Even treble-winning City only beat a poor Inter side 1-0 and struggled to play their best football.

Yes we can improve but a bit more luck and we're 100% lifting this trophy in the next 2-3 years.

[Lewis Storey @StoreyLewis]

Hahahaha fucking tool

[🦈 @cfcyusxf]

He just lost a ucl final and the first thing he thought of was to clip farm for the cameras….

[Lewis Storey @StoreyLewis]

Oh he does. Lego head

[The Football Feed @TheFootballFeed]

You have to feel bad for Mikel Arteta. 💔

He does not deserve this!

[Lewis Storey @StoreyLewis]

Commiserations. Get yourself home and try not to beat the missus.

[MR DT @MrDtAFC]

It's the worst way to lose a game, but I'm not going to let it upset me. We will be back next season. Was the Madueke challenge a penalty? I haven't seen the replay. The ref was terrible anyway. Head up, go and enjoy the summer.

[Lewis Storey @StoreyLewis]

A wish he’d just go home one day and stick a finger in each of her eyes and his thumb in her gob and bowl that silly baldy little cunt down Hollywood boulevard, what a fucking freak

[Random Feed @ipostrandom21]

Jada Smith explodes saying she never truly loved her husband Will Smith, claiming she cheats freely because he’s too weak and too scared of losing half his wealth to ever walk away from her, while admitting Tupac Shakur has always been the real love of her life 😳

“The slap he gave Chris Rock don’t mean shit”
“I’m living my best life right now”

[Lewis Storey @StoreyLewis]

Class.

[Football on TNT Sports @footballontnt]

Crystal Palace are the 2026 Conference League winners 🦅

What an achievement 👏

[Lewis Storey @StoreyLewis]

Jesus Christ 🤣

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

BREAKING: Barcelona have made an offer in the region of £70m for Newcastle forward Anthony Gordon. 

The two clubs are in advanced talks over the potential move of the England international 🚨

[Lewis Storey @StoreyLewis]

Superb.

[Luke O'Nien @LukeONien]

EUROPA LEAGUE was never the dream.

Not because I didn’t want it.

Because if I’m being honest, I never thought it was possible.

What kid would?

Especially when 12 years ago I was playing non league football in the Ryman Premier and Conference South, just trying to stay alive in the game.

What kid dreams about Europe when, two weeks into the off season, his dad has to tell him he’s been released by Watford F.C. over the phone?

I was heartbroken.

My dad looked at me and said:

“What are we doing tomorrow?”

To which I replied with the words he’d drilled into me my whole life:

“We’re training, Dad.”

So we trained.

Every single day.

My dad emailed every EFL club asking for an opportunity.

One club replied.

One.

That was all I needed.

An opportunity.

@WealdstoneFC and @wwfcofficial , I’ll always be indebted to you.

Then came the move to @SunderlandAFC .

A massive club.

A massive opportunity.

And I couldn’t wait to prove myself.

But 45 minutes into my debut… hooked.

“Rabbit caught in headlights. Waste of money. Get rid.”

Then came the Championship.

“He’s not good enough for this level.”

Then the Premier League.

“Let’s give him a debut and then get rid of him.”

I understood the doubt.

I’ve faced it my whole career.

And truthfully, you doubt yourself too at times.

But I’ve always tried to live by one mindset:

Outwork your doubt.

You don’t always need to see the full journey.

You just need to take the next step.

Then the next one.

And then another.

Even when social media tells you you’re not good enough.

Even when the voice inside your own head whispers the same thing.

Keep working.

Keep learning.

Keep showing up.

Because sometimes the places you end up are bigger than anything your younger self could’ve ever imagined.

To any young player reading this, don���t put a ceiling on yourself too early.

You genuinely have no idea where this game and life can take you.

And to the boys… thank you.

You removed the glass ceiling I’d placed on myself.

What a team.

What a club.

What a fanbase.

Sunderland… rocking all over Europe ❤️🤍

And in the words of Granit Xhaka:

“This is just the beginning.”

[Lewis Storey @StoreyLewis]

We were a newly promoted club expected to go straight back down in 20th place and get low points totals. No one gave us the lickings of a dog and we’ve stayed up comfortably and with the added bonus of Europa league now. What do you expect no one to be buzzing?

Stupid mag cunt

[Geordie Josh @geordiejosh]

The way the Mackems are going on about getting Europa League… Awhhhh bless their cotton socks

[Lewis Storey @StoreyLewis]

Wayne Rooney. Fucking mint

[DeeDee🌟 @DiianaD_]

Tell me one footballer you just love. I don’t wanna hear Ronaldo, Messi or Neymar 😂

Tell me one random sick footballer you love a lot.

[Lewis Storey @StoreyLewis]

A year ago today marras. Happy anniversary to those who celebrate, fire up frank Sinatra my way and Elton John rocket man. If you know, you know.

A brilliant season regardless of today’s result. But a win and results go for us gets us some form of Europe 😮

Go for the cunt👊🏻

[Lewis Storey @StoreyLewis]

Shut up you fucking freak

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

WHAT IS GOING ON?
How can a serial loser this season beat a man who has driven Arsenal to our first League title in 22 years?
This is complete madness.

[Lewis Storey @StoreyLewis]

Great to see people of all cultures and beliefs come together. Even if it’s for people celebrating being in the Que to belt your missus

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Great thanks… tens of thousands of Arsenal fans gathered together in an outpouring of wondrous love on Tuesday night, including Muslims, Jews, Christians, Hindus, Sikhs, and nobody cared what colour or creed anyone was.

[Lewis Storey @StoreyLewis]

Can anyone tell me the crack is he a bad trainer, does he not want to sign, do we think we can get better, are his wages too high ?

All rumours suggest we aren’t gonna sign him but a can’t see why we wouldn’t like I think he’s brilliant. Versatile and bags of experience

[Sunderland AFC @SunderlandAFC]

THIS IS WHAT IT MEANS 😍✊

[Lewis Storey @StoreyLewis]

16? As in 16 years off being 60 years of age or?

[Rising Stars XI @RisingStarXI]

🇦🇴💥 𝗚𝗘𝗟𝗦𝗢𝗡 𝗗𝗔𝗟𝗔 (𝟭𝟲) in the first round of the U17 AFCON against Mali:

✅ MOTM
✅ CLEAN SHEET

[Lewis Storey @StoreyLewis]

A lot of people offended by something a Southampton player has allegedly said to a boro player and saying it’s worse than racism. Really though🤣 You lot wouldn’t have lived through the attitude era. The rock would of had him anarl

[Lewis Storey @StoreyLewis]

A thought he was mint at Brighton. Didn’t even realise he’d fucked off now this, what’s going on 🤣

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨👋🏿 Fiorentina terminate Tariq Lamptey’s contract with immediate effect after only 25 mins played at the club.

[Lewis Storey @StoreyLewis]

Played well there best in a good few games. Should have won with the good chances we had but a good point on the board all things considered and would have took that before the game! FTM