Stormcloak Soldier

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee. That arrow turned my life upside down.

[Stormcloak Soldier @StormcloakGuard]

They're saying the world around me isn't 3D. What's going on!

[Stormcloak Soldier @StormcloakGuard]

@StormcloakGuard Yes

[Stormcloak Soldier @StormcloakGuard]

Is it okay to hate Khajit just because they're different?

[Stormcloak Soldier @StormcloakGuard]

@Odahviing1 Yes, donovan.

[Stormcloak Soldier @StormcloakGuard]

@GuildVex Seems legit!

[BigTreez Tees @BigTreezTees]

@StormcloakGuard Done...

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[Stormcloak Soldier @StormcloakGuard]

Tried to take off my helmet today. Realized it wasn't physically possible.

[Stormcloak Soldier @StormcloakGuard]

@GuildVex You look familiar... Have I seen you in the prison?

[Stormcloak Soldier @StormcloakGuard]

@Odahviing1 Hello doovie. Or whatever it is. Dovring. Doofus. Dundun.

[Stormcloak Soldier @StormcloakGuard]

@BigTreezTees Mmm, that's some tasty T-shirt!

[Stormcloak Soldier @StormcloakGuard]

That guard captain promotion I mentioned? I was of course kidding. Seen many people fool each other today, tried it myself. Worked fine.

[Stormcloak Soldier @StormcloakGuard]

I've been officially promoted to captain of the guard! I'm so happy!

[Stormcloak Soldier @StormcloakGuard]

I AM THE LAW

[Stormcloak Soldier @StormcloakGuard]

@HPlovesKPop Yes. It's the law. Of things. It's in a book. I think.

[Stormcloak Soldier @StormcloakGuard]

@HPlovesKPop Just keep clear off the Horkers, they're endangered.

[Stormcloak Soldier @StormcloakGuard]

@D_E_Schneider Didn't you ask that already before... Makes you seem mighty suspicious. Done anything illegal lately?

[Stormcloak Soldier @StormcloakGuard]

*cough*

[Stormcloak Soldier @StormcloakGuard]

Found a bunch of books, armor, weapons, scrolls and other miscellaneous items on the street today. One of those adventurers again, I bet.

[Stormcloak Soldier @StormcloakGuard]

@beckitastic Looks like falmer to me.

[Stormcloak Soldier @StormcloakGuard]

#FF @StormcloakGuard/Skyrim