Storm

I'd rather be surfing.

[M2 @Amer1can_Barbie]

☠️☠️☠️

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

The way bro swallowed will forever be hilarious

[Fireship @fireship_dev]

God, grant me the serenity
to accept the legacy code I should not touch;
Courage to fix the bugs I can;
And wisdom to know the difference.

Writing one Java class at a time;
Enjoying one green test at a time;
Accepting compiler warnings as the pathway to peace;
Taking, as it compiles, this shitty software as it is
not as I would have it;

Trusting that my tech lead will do things right
if I submit to a code review;
Committing often, that I may look
somewhat productive in this sprint;
Forever and ever in the repo.

Amen

[Storm @StormCurrin]

@emkate_w But also too early to pass judgment, the olive branch should be extended

[Crypto Tea @Cryptotea]

People with 1 btc at the bitcoin conference

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

Satan been real quiet since this classic dropped

[LilMoonLambo @LilMoonLambo]

the devil works hard but chinese sweat shops work harder

[Romano @RNR_0]

The internet is really something else
Meme magic this shit up to the election

[Storm @StormCurrin]

@hqspider Is this pookie

[Storm @StormCurrin]

https://t.co/gorsdlXKlr

[Storm @StormCurrin]

@emkate_w Play the Games next! Start with Fallout 3 😎

[Denise 🇺🇸 @NoDMsPerfavore]

Slingshot fun! Close but no cigar 😂

[Storm @StormCurrin]

Glad to know it wasn't the case of beers and 10 double Brandies 🤣🤣

[New York Post @nypost]

Long COVID could be the reason for your bad hangovers: research https://t.co/CjMc1P4QQZ

[Storm @StormCurrin]

@emkate_w

[Storm @StormCurrin]

@historyinmemes How she look at you with that finger game

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Buddy looks like he has 30 years of experience

[Saxon African @Saxon_African]

How to END your @Vodacom contract!

1) You must go into their store with you ID.

2) Make them pull up your contract details on their computer.

3) While sitting there, screen open, call the cancelation line. Make sure you get the consultants full name and write it down first so they can't just drop the phone on you when they realize you will not renew your contract.

4) If you want to keep your number, tell them to move it to prepaid and "port it" so another provider can take it upon your request.

5) To cancle the contract, they will ask for about 5 million details thay they will 'need' you to confirm - being in-store with your details open on their screen makes it easier.

6) Check changes have been made by refreshing on the system of the person in the store, while your still on the phone with the consultant. Make sure you see the changes have been made.

7) And wait for the cancelation SMS before putting that phone down! - Do not drop the call before receiving the sms and seeing the change on the screen. (THE CONSULTANT'S WILL LIE TO YOU)

8) Know that if you want to cancel you contract early there will be an unreasonable amount to pay.

9) If you want to cancle because their products are not delivering what they promised, you need to log 3 faults before becoming eligible. You must do it in the space of 2 weeks or less. Otherwise they will mark the fault as "resolved" without doing anything to fix it or even check the issue was actually resolved. Because they don't want you to become eligible to cancel.
Each fault with take about 30mins of your time to log it.

@Vodacom is a fraud.