BDStradMonkey

This is an alt account, more likely to have *18+*. #PoliTICKS, cryers,- all treated fairly. Not patriotic. MY opinions. Don’t like, don’t look. NO APOLOGIES✝️

[BDStradMonkey @StradMonkey]

The reason I only have 43 followers here is because me and my 8,687 million friends moved on to better.

[BDStradMonkey @StradMonkey]

@johncusack Who’s Biden?

[Kayla Chow Show @KaylaChowShow]

What’s the worst thing to hear before going under anesthesia?

[BDStradMonkey @StradMonkey]

@KaylaChowShow Someone reading the directions.

[BDStradMonkey @StradMonkey]

To ALL doctors who have sworn to help but never lifted a finger, I’m going to rip you to pieces. Licenses burned and many years of time spent in the penal system. #SoectrumHealth #priorityHealth #MichiganPainCondultants you are all on my list. Greedy, pathetic trash.

[BDStradMonkey @StradMonkey]

@unkonfined Right with you on this. My family would prefer me be medically, clinically made so far worse because of tofmday’s “Just Eat the Pill and Shut-Up!” Mentality. They make more $ for themselves that way. No, sadly they do not care about your health.

[Hugh Jackman @RealHughJackman]

It’s a yessssss day.

[BDStradMonkey @StradMonkey]

@RealHughJackman Logan… I mean “Patch”. Crud I mean Wolverine! What do you use to keep insects out of your house without hurting your lungs or hurting your pets? Looking for sidework?

[BDStradMonkey @StradMonkey]

@toybroreviews Never played one yet at 44! I’m a SEGA kid, and #PhantasyStar is a *real gamer’s game*. 🙂. Good luck finding Darkfalz!

[BDStradMonkey @StradMonkey]

Also, FUCK THE CONSTITUTION. If they’d gotten it RIGHT the First time we would have “Amendments” at all, would we? The fact we have ANY Amendments means they were outdated from the start.

[BDStradMonkey @StradMonkey]

No Citizen should be charged a single (or millions) of Pennies to obtain Justice. Mutherfuggers do it anyway.

[BDStradMonkey @StradMonkey]

NEXT TIME GO TO SCHOOL TO LEARN HOW TO DO SOMETHING BENEFITAL FOR OTHERS, Dr. PHARMACIDE.

[BDStradMonkey @StradMonkey]

“Our time to fix climate change could link and we miss it…” (TV ad) OR believe in God. This ship tanks when He chooses. Not before or after.

[BDStradMonkey @StradMonkey]

Humans have virtually nothin to do with climate change. 1. Earthquakes, 2. Pending quakes, 3. MAGMA melting ice (subduction/winds). 4. The sun is shooting at us…. Now I must make a dark call.

[BDStradMonkey @StradMonkey]

Also, when did “Screw him! I just want his babies!”start? You realize you’ve 50/50 chance of making another one of THEM?

[BDStradMonkey @StradMonkey]

@mcuban My math … must remain mine for now. It’s far too late to safely implement. For now.

[BDStradMonkey @StradMonkey]

Everyone knows #BobBarker was THE pimp. Lay down your gold chains before it’s too late.

[BDStradMonkey @StradMonkey]

Sorry but the TV ads that say “You’re children with lose 9 million lakes to swim in!.” How many lakes do you check your child into, you crazies? In Michigan we get thrown in ONCE!

[BDStradMonkey @StradMonkey]

@KaylaChowShow Depends on species! That’s why the stereotype exists!

[BDStradMonkey @StradMonkey]

I was born with #BobBarkerSidease. It basically means no matter how old I get, every woman wants me. Every housewife, divorcée, the heartbroken. Some call it #PPD “Permanent Pimp Disease.” I don’t see it as a disease though, really. Keeps your spirits up!

[BDStradMonkey @StradMonkey]

@unkonfined That’s *exactly* how I think, too, Brother.