Scott Jacobson

Writer/waiter for Bob's Burgers.

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@Variety I appreciate that there’s always a “variety” of typos in your posts

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@postingcontent A shelf of your former self

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@earlboykins "that they hid their music making careers from their mothers" 😂 it's not rock 'n' roll w/o a signed permission slip

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@BestMovieMom Characters in comedies typically don’t laugh at the jokes

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@Steven_Hyden Heard the new Cut Worms? Really great, think you’d dig it

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@CinemaTweets1 I love blocking any post that includes “There. I said it.”

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@seanmdav “…put that entire show together in just two months!!” Love how this is a tacit acknowledgement of how all around shitty it looked and played

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@JoelWebbon Hope they make things really unpleasant for you

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@StephenM You're gonna meet the same end as all fascists.

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@JDVance Ha. Even when the world can see you’re lying and you’re obviously just a plump little charisma deficient Yale grad in WAY over your head you still have to double down. Fascism must be stressful for you!

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@unseen1_unseen @nealsengupta Convinced this is AI. Or just a REALLY stupid fucking fascist

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@_motherslug @fender_belly I met him once. He was nice! https://t.co/iztki3pRwv

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I show off some sick moves in the new music video for Charlotte Cornfield's "Hurts Like Hell" (directed by @straintest):

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@sashafrerejones Sounds good!

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@Steven_Hyden @ringer Through a long grinding process of attrition you have turned me into a fan

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@en_cohen Bring on the Patreon! Highest tier

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@Steven_Hyden @en_cohen Bring on the Patreon! Would happily pay

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@michaelbsacks Love this one!

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@Steven_Hyden Love it. As always.

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@mathewclarke He’s a comedy writer making a joke