Strange Little Stories

In the end, we will all be judged by the courage of our hearts.

[Strange Little Stories @StrangeLStories]

New D&D magic item: The Magic (Two Way) Mirror

You can use it to communicate with a named target, but they talk back with your face and voice.

& there's a 10% chance it'll ignore the target & connect you to the single funniest person to hear your message instead.

[Strange Little Stories @StrangeLStories]

There is no freedom
Like taking your life in your hand
And squeezing

#getruined
#poetry

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A delight to host the Fans of Hopepunk meetup at @Glasgowin2024

And here is the list of the fans' recommendations for interesting Hopepunk.

#Glasgow2024 #AWorldConForOurFuture

[Erika Ishii @erikaishii]

At the behest of the society, I provide a persuasive and cogent argument on Why the United Stayes Government should build me, Erika Ishii, a Gundam.

[Strange Little Stories @StrangeLStories]

“But if I’m not doing anything, what are you paying me for?”

“For your time, of course. There’s always a market for it.” The suit with a face smiled the *idea* of a smile...

Read the full story, 'Temp Agency', here: https://t.co/7OfAJL1myj

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“This is exhausting.” The demon twisted uncomfortably. “Offer your deal, so I can hang you on your own ambition and go.”

“I would like for you to watch a movie with me. In exchange, I will give up to three hours of my life.”

Full story: https://t.co/gHZSQyUiOS

[Strange Little Stories @StrangeLStories]

"at least the sphinx was probably hungry"

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“Alas for the tragedy & paradox of prophecy.”

The Lux shed a single tear.

“To tell all the people of the galaxy they are less important than the destined one. But to treat that one as a toy to play hero with and then discard..."
https://t.co/BjDGONBMBt

[Strange Little Stories @StrangeLStories]

If you could help my publisher out with some data, that'd be grand of you!

[Inspired Quill @InspiredQuill]

Bookish Folks! I need your help! 📚🖖

When you're buying a book online and you hit the 'shipping fees' page, what would you prefer to see? Would it make any difference if you're still paying the same, or would seeing a '13.99' paperback put you off altogether? 💸🧐

(Pls RT!)

[Inspired Quill @InspiredQuill]

Not that IQ has a story for every bandwagon eventuality...

But this excerpt from @websterpoet's 'Heroine Chic' speaks to us.

I remember being far more interested in getting dolls to do cool flips than pretending they were dating. Anyone else? 😂

#Barbie

[Strange Little Stories @StrangeLStories]

Me, doing my best evil laugh, which I have practiced for weeks:
Oh. Oh ho ho. You'll pay. Oh yes. You'll pay for this.

Customer, credit card in hand:
Um, yes? That is kinda what I was expecting to do?

[Strange Little Stories @StrangeLStories]

There once was a comedian who created a set-up for a gag so meta, it gained sentience.

After that, the rest of the joke wrote itself.

[Strange Little Stories @StrangeLStories]

If a dryad becomes a paladin, does that make them 'lawful wood'?

[Good Law Project @GoodLawProject]

We want to appeal the High Court judgment which rejected our attempt to tackle the extreme waiting times faced by trans people seeking healthcare. If you can chip in to this appeal, please do so here 💛
https://t.co/vv4nKrTtSB

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@pinstripeowl @Friends_Table I very much enjoyed them then trying to pay for and find a use for all those robots as the season goes on!

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@gorgon_pw I'm just gonna blame the heat for that one...

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At @FutureShockWres for their 18th anniversary show. So much good stuff, inc. Sinergy winning much-deserved tag gold from the Models, a barnstorming last man standing match for the women's title (Taonga vs Gia Adams), and a stupendous affair from Sam Bailey & Chris Ridgeway.

[Strange Little Stories @StrangeLStories]

And top it all off with Declan McCarthy looking like he was straight up trying to murder Keinen Krishna, a fab tag, and a stellar main event that had us all roaring despite it being *very warm* (Damon Lee vs Lachlan Sharpe).

A great day of wrestling!

[Strange Little Stories @StrangeLStories]

A few other favourite moments: Lily Winters in full panto villain mode, some of the best special guest reffing I've seen, The Wurst continuing to be The Best, and Tu Byt being the supportive feral ratman I never knew I needed.

[Strange Little Stories @StrangeLStories]

Me: Let's face it, this is very Basic isn't it.

My counselor: How do you mean?

Me: I guess what I mean is "I'm scared to fail, so I don't bother trying" is basically the Pumpkin Spice Latte of psychological problems. It's embarrassing!