Stranraer Tweets

When you live in possibly the shitest place on earth, what can you do about it? That's it! Take the piss. Follow for tweets about the toon. locals can relate.

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Just waiting for the new school year to start and listen to everyone taking the piss out of the new bell for the first few months...

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@Siobhan_Kellyy lol

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@melissa_wilde12 seriously? Hahahaha:L

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Everyone's begging for snow and once it comes we're all greeting!

Only in Stranraer...

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@melissa_wilde12 I know he's awful! I get him too:)

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So the 'slag list 2013' is out. Brace yourselves for the crying 1st years with more makeup than clothes on, wondering how they are slags.

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#ThingsBetterThanMonday Stranraer.....

And that's saying something.

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Non uniform day at Stranraer academy.....

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Me after the bleep test.

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I'm looking forward to this one pound fish being the new trend in Stranraer....
Not.

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Stranraer.... Where the Santa float that goes around is the most Christmassy event ever.

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In every class there's always that one person no one likes.

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Saying "I'm gan tae greet" whenever something bad happens.

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In Stranraer we all want a white Christmas but we're more likely to get a black one. Like black ice & black bruises fae falling on yer arse.

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Mr Baird:Stands outside in a jacket in cold weather
You in shorts & a T-Shirt Say its cold "Don't be stupid" Well you're in a fucking jacket

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Still game has to be one of the best TV shows set in Scotland #sumsitrightup

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"Scotland has such exotic weather." Aye, cause rain is soo exotic. #pish

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Seeing mrs headley prowling about on her bike and actually managing to walk faster than she's going. #speeddemon

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That phase everyone went through of saying 'it was Corbett' #dontblameitonhim #poorweelad

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The only town that opens a shop and has it shut again within a month. #shithole