STRA🅿️ATS M.S. P.E.

Every(one) wanted a burner well you got it get ready for the stinky tweets

[STRA🅿️ATS M.S. P.E. @STRAPATS1]

If you support blue lives matter go fuck yourself

[Sickos Committee @SickosCommittee]

Still early but if this doesn't turn they're going to salt and cure and smoke and slice Greg Schiano into sandwich meat.

[STRA🅿️ATS M.S. P.E. @STRAPATS1]

@minakimes why aren’t you on ESPN Jeopardy?

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I saw a snapping turtle today and called him a big motherfucker and then he ran away into the water. Im so sorry snapping turtle

[STRA🅿️ATS M.S. P.E. @STRAPATS1]

I hope the hantavirus couple got a crazy merlin bird log from that landfill

[STRA🅿️ATS M.S. P.E. @STRAPATS1]

Will show hole for a streak freeze

[NBC Olympics & Paralympics @NBCOlympics]

HILARY

KNIGHT

[STRA🅿️ATS M.S. P.E. @STRAPATS1]

Feels misogynistic to boo at a womens hockey game ngl

[STRA🅿️ATS M.S. P.E. @STRAPATS1]

@Outback STEAK

[STRA🅿️ATS M.S. P.E. @STRAPATS1]

@NJDevils Admin messed up the teams on the scorebord NJD defeats NJD

[STRA🅿️ATS M.S. P.E. @STRAPATS1]

@YouTubeTV agree with Disney already so that I can watch grey’s damnit

[STRA🅿️ATS M.S. P.E. @STRAPATS1]

They fucking closed the outback nearest to me.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Maybe if you channeled all this anger into swimming faster you wouldn’t have come in fifth.

[Sickos Committee @SickosCommittee]

Maybe, just maybe, Iowa Rutgers tonight will fix me.

[Twisted Tea @TwistedTea]

THIS TWISTED TUESDAY HAS ME IN A GOOD MOOD👀RT FOR A FOLLOW BACK & I’LL EVEN SEND MERCH TO A COUPLE OF LUCKY TEABAGGERS

[New York Mets @Mets]

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[STRA🅿️ATS M.S. P.E. @STRAPATS1]

@Outback really thought yall were gonna have a bloomin onion promo for national onion day :(

[STRA🅿️ATS M.S. P.E. @STRAPATS1]

Watching Gossip Girl purely to learn the origin of “Go Piss Girl”

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

Andrew Cuomo is afraid he'll lose, so his donors want you to fear me.

His SuperPAC just sent out a mailer that artificially lengthened and darkened my beard.

This is blatant Islamophobia—the kind of racism that explains why MAGA billionaires support his campaign.

[STRA🅿️ATS M.S. P.E. @STRAPATS1]

Taking an exercise class before I go to sleep call that pelotonin