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Nobody’s talking about how equities have been in a bear market in time since October

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How is nobody talking about how @saylor could / should be selling all his BTC every morning that he bought above spot to harvest tax losses since there’s no wash sale just to then immediately turn around and rebuy that BTC? @MicroStrategy am I retarded or is this an obvious idea

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@TheFlowHorse Stay logged in, be extremely anxious, make the same mistakes in 2026

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You can literally deposit $173.27 into a bank account earning 27% interest annually and live off $80,000 monthly checks for the rest of your life

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Please McRib guide ETH to $10,000 in Q1’26

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Crypto become the second asset since oil to go negative at this rate

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Wondering why I’m still invested in this space

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@Valentino_0x I AM ABOUT TO ENTER THE MOST ABUNDANT, BALANCED, WEALTHY AND SUCCESSFUL PERIOD OF MY LIFE. I NATURALLY ATTRACT GOOD FORTUNE, AND I AM RICH BEYOND MATERIAL WEALTH. I GIVE MYSELF PERMISSION TO FLOURISH AND I HAVE THE POWER TO BUILD THE LIFE I DESIRE

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@Valentino_0x @oldstocky 🔜

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🌕🐷

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Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray to lord my bags to keep
If I should die before I wake
I pray to lord, bitcoin to $100K

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Either we follow the Global M2 prophecy or we are indeed in a bear market until further notice

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$ETH

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@Valentino_0x It’s not about saving our country it’s about making enough money to where our country’s collapse isn’t my personal problem

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Our Father who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name; thy kingdom come thy will be done; on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this cycle our generational bread. And forgive us our greed, as we forgive those who grift us. And lead us not into bag holding; but deliver us from poverty

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The ABE trade: Anything But Ethereum

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“Ready for your daily morning crypto sell off, honey?”
“Yes, dear”

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So we either get a pro-crypto president, who will be bullish the entire space

Or we get a whore president, who’s anti-crypto but so retarded that she’ll inevitably cause an injection of liquidity a la 2020 QE, which is ironically also bullish the entire space

Forest ✅
Trees ❌

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@CL207 gmeow

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You’re underexposed to everything you’re exposed to. It doesn’t matter what you’re exposed to. It doesn’t matter how much you’re exposed. You’re simply underexposed.