Tonya Straus

[Tonya Straus @StrausTonya]

Don't use witch hazel as a makeup remover. Ouch

[Tonya Straus @StrausTonya]

Looking good standing up, sit down... "Fuck you fluff roll." #winterinsulation

[Tonya Straus @StrausTonya]

When its a mutual consensus that you are hated by all your coworkers. #byefelicia

[Tonya Straus @StrausTonya]

#confused

[Tonya Straus @StrausTonya]

When you hear all the plastic utensils fall on the floor. Fuck it. I'll act like I didnt hear it, or them cleaning it up. #momprobz

[Tonya Straus @StrausTonya]

First day back into the workout grind. Help me. So, sore!

[Tonya Straus @StrausTonya]

@DonkeyBoner43 well shit, lol

[Tonya Straus @StrausTonya]

I've never heard of, "Alabama Shakes?" Am I old or does everyone think they suck?

[Tonya Straus @StrausTonya]

Age is just a number. #bieberfever

[Tonya Straus @StrausTonya]

Are all of Adele's songs about the same guy? #prick

[Tonya Straus @StrausTonya]

@annakatedavies @YouTube that's awesome

[Tonya Straus @StrausTonya]

We are going to get a lot of snow... Will you guys still be open? Ofcourse, we never close so five dumb asses can have steak. #serverlife

[Tonya Straus @StrausTonya]

I've ignored you for 20 days because you were toxic to my life. #buhbye

[Tonya Straus @StrausTonya]

When someone text you just to say they hate you. Lol. Delete my number then. #amused

[Tonya Straus @StrausTonya]

If I haven't answered you in 15 days, that should tell you something. #OverIt

[Tonya Straus @StrausTonya]

When you are asked to go to a table just to get asked out on a movie date with a 45 year old and his mom. #awkwardpickuplines

[Tonya Straus @StrausTonya]

#FootballSunday

[Tonya Straus @StrausTonya]

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[Tonya Straus @StrausTonya]

#MerryChristmas

[Tonya Straus @StrausTonya]

#MerryChristmas