StrawberryShortcake

Makeup Artist

[StrawberryShortcake @StrawberryKhay]

Yes, I will post these everywhere

[StrawberryShortcake @StrawberryKhay]

Things I think people are pretending to like:
Martinis
Olives
Very dark chocolate
Cigars
Beer
Aperol spritz
Running
Tofu
Coconut water

[StrawberryShortcake @StrawberryKhay]

This guy is literally just dark skinned, I don’t understand 😅

[Diet Coke @Compaqllow]

That hand😭😭😭😭😭

[StrawberryShortcake @StrawberryKhay]

@officialshaane @scorsesebabyyy Eh😭🤣

[❄️ @JustBeTweeting]

Bad Nigga Talk was one of the dark times on this app

[StrawberryShortcake @StrawberryKhay]

I just want @jtimberlake to perform mirrors for me. It would heal me.
What a song man 😭

[Yesterday i was DL @MiintCondition]

“Do he got a brother?” Girl do you like my nigga????

[StrawberryShortcake @StrawberryKhay]

I pray to god my kids don’t inherit my bad eyesight

[Six @likethenumber6]

People hate to admit it but there is a deadline for that intense passionate “chaotic” love. After a certain age you approach everything through the lens of logic. You cannot afford to love the way you loved at 22 at 30

[StrawberryShortcake @StrawberryKhay]

Enkosi Asandiswa for ruining my day. Mxm

[Asandiswa Mzathu @asandiswaM12]

I’ll talk you through it

[StrawberryShortcake @StrawberryKhay]

Met this girl on a night out and exchanged numbers cause she was genuinely so nice, but I’m not even exaggerating when I say that she’s been drinking everyday since then 😭 that was a month and a half ago, it’s getting so concerning. Like are you okay ma’am ??

[StrawberryShortcake @StrawberryKhay]

No fr 😭

[���🧁🫧 @plxnetriri]

i gotta get married before painted by esther becomes even more famous and expensive

[StrawberryShortcake @StrawberryKhay]

Idk what they got going on at those Zulzi warehouses. I ordered something and it arrived in 6 minutes 😭 how ??

[StrawberryShortcake @StrawberryKhay]

Knowing Rihanna 🤣

[B 🦋 @DontWorryBoutB]

knowing Rihanna she purposely made it this way too lol

[StrawberryShortcake @StrawberryKhay]

Americans are so exhausting 😭 you can’t argue with people who can’t read

[StrawberryShortcake @StrawberryKhay]

I hate when my girlfriends try pay me back for something. Who traumatized you ?

[StrawberryShortcake @StrawberryKhay]

I need like 10 margaritas but I hate going on solo dates 😭

[StrawberryShortcake @StrawberryKhay]

They’re not ugly, they just look worn out and grey.

[🦇 @BIG_PRIME01]

buh why are stoners always ugly ?

[StrawberryShortcake @StrawberryKhay]

This topic is so sensitive to me. I don’t wanna be messy though 😂

[𝑶𝑹𝑨🌟 @ora_molokwane]

messy friendship breakups<<<

[tooflyszn @_tooflyszn]

my twitter is NOT full of hints i just be saying shit