a monument to my own sins

It’s a beautiful day outside. The birds are singing the flowers are blooming. On days like these...

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@markiplier Don’t say we didn’t tell about this part

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@JoeBiden Peaceful transitions of power are the CIA’s specialty. Just usually not in our own territory huh?

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Work has provided hot chocolate two days in a row.

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I would NEVER drink tea out of a Biggby mug

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@aeisesS Send pics of your favorites, I speak for all of us when I say “Queiro el chisme.”

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Wow, being blackout drunk levels is honestly mind-blowing. I am SO ready for a whole night of binging BAKI!

[Lovelymomo🀄➡️OshiConbini @katelovelymomo]

I am training Luna to sit for her 100th day and she is just so adorable ❣️🥰💕💞 ahhhhhhhhh

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@isabelinova Two day, Red day, blue day?

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Rooster: Tries to square up on the court.
Me:

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@isabelinova @SWaterColour is awesome! I think of them as vibe checks.

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Relatable post:
I hate myself.

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Man, who doesn’t want to be treated like Putin treats his dog?

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I’m thankful for money

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@AyeItsJustAlex @nayeli__joana Nah she doesn’t have that refined of taste

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Her: He didn’t even cry at the end of The Notebook, do men even have feelings?!
Me: 😭

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@kristisuzok @jkvnht @Fl0warP0war Sorry, but when that baby comes on screen, the grinch goes from a 2/10 to a 4/10.

[Ryan Letourneau @Northernlion]

lord show me how to say noot to this, I
don't know how to say noot to this

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@nayeli__joana My contribution: me in Buckwheat

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Sleep schedule really got me waking up at 5 am on a Saturday for NO REASON