JD

25, I like to tweet about nerd shit
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[JD @StrawHatLucha]

@TheRyanEbert Is that a Biloxi Shuckers shirt? Are you from the south?

[𝔎𝔥𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔢𝔰𝔦 @itskhaleeesi]

this is your daily reminder that you should go watch Masters of the Universe in theaters while you still can! it’s so FUN!

[JD @StrawHatLucha]

I need Masters of the Universe to develop the same bat shit crazy fandom Project Hail Mary did

[JD @StrawHatLucha]

Why he kinda look like Tony soprano

[Ash(iok) @heck_engine]

WHO THE HELL IS "THE WHIZZER"

YOU HAVE TO BE FUCKING WITH ME THATS NOT A THING

[JD @StrawHatLucha]

@basedondennis Is this a challenge?

[JD @StrawHatLucha]

Oh man I wonder what technology they used to resurrect Tupac and get a new perfor-shit it’s AI isn’t it it’s AI

[JD @StrawHatLucha]

@geoffkeighley hey I’m about to head home from can you delay the show by like 10 minutes

[JD @StrawHatLucha]

So funny that Henry Cavill has done several spy movie homages/parodies despite losing Bond like twice

[Deadline @DEADLINE]

Henry Cavill To Star Opposite Kevin Hart In Netflix Spy Action-Comedy From McG https://t.co/oGMduHBL0p

[JD @StrawHatLucha]

Demi Adejuyigbe might be the funniest person on gods green earth

[JD @StrawHatLucha]

Someone edit this to look like buzz lightyear

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First look at Lex Luthor in ‘MAN OF TOMORROW’.

In theaters on July 9, 2027.

[JD @StrawHatLucha]

@Yaz_Minsky My only knowledge of Hansen comes from Mista GG’s the predator chronicles. Don’t suppose you have any video recs for a deeper look at Chris Hansen?

[JD @StrawHatLucha]

Jon Bernthal threatens to write more Punisher stories

[Cosmic Marvel @cosmic_marvel]

Jon Bernthal on his future as Punisher in the #MCU:

“I’m really down to keep doing more, but I think I have to be the one that’s making it.”

(via https://t.co/n0XRZfO63E)

[JD @StrawHatLucha]

My biggest issue with the Punisher special is this. Frank was just kinda tweakin and hallucinating the entire time no matter what he was doing. How does he shower? He does he eat breakfast? Yeah he’s crazy but how is he living day to day?

[JD @StrawHatLucha]

Punisher special presentation

[JD @StrawHatLucha]

PHM head canon that Rocky very proudly calls eating beautiful (despite the book calling it gross even among Eridians, to the point that eating is a private practice) because he’s trying to undo the cultural stigma eating has back home like “Guys it’s a perfectly natural process”

[👑𝔸𝕕𝕒𝕞 𝔾𝕠𝕝𝕕𝕓𝕖𝕣𝕘👑  @AdamGoldberg28]

Ari Emanuel voting for Pat McAfee to win the John Cena championship

[JD @StrawHatLucha]

Great news for LA Knight

[WrestlePurists @WrestlePurists]

John Cena announces the John Cena Classic. An event where WWE and NXT talent compete for a brand new championship.

The fans will vote to crown the John Cena Classic Champion. Even if someone loses their match, they can still be voted champion.

#WWEBacklash

[JD @StrawHatLucha]

TripleGPT at it again

[WrestlePurists @WrestlePurists]

Gingerbread Man rises from the dead and he’s Lil Yachty

#SmackDown

[JD @StrawHatLucha]

Evil Rocky is succeeding oh god

[Project Hail Mary @projecthailmary]

Look who’s making their way back. 👀 Translation: Rocky’s taking over this account in 2 hours.

[JD @StrawHatLucha]

Why the fuck can I buy BEEF on the TikTok shop