Strawman Arguments

I am a strawman who makes strawman arguments. Look at me with a magnifying glass and my whole argument burns away!

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@TheMeefersons @SireRottweiler Defending genocide of an entire people is different than defending a murderer.

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@brockpierson I would probably be better off mentally, but I would lose out on many arguments from people who have different viewpoints.
As much as I love to troll on here, the differing viewpoints help me from falling into a info-bubble and stay humble. Stressful sifting through the crazy tho

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@Ange_Amene They want the voter block to vote for them, but people in that voter block in power. Tale as old as time.

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@ADHDForReal People: Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, No, Of course!
Me, in my head: You're lying, the answer is obviously "No, No, No, No, Yes, Never did" but you're just too nice to tell me!

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@5up34myst3r10u5 @lporiginalg 21d chess is too low. Everyone knows he's at 67d chess

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@i2cjak Literal child abuse. Your child deserves tablet time of at least 16 hours a day.

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@Bibbyeozp @GunnelsWarren Or... you know... use that company money to create real value instead of pumping a stock price.

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@thiojoe Unearned income (Capital Gains) should be taxed double compared to earned income. Because it's unearned.

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@WaltzingMtilda It enrages me that he became a trillionaire by starting or managing companies that have huge valuations. Faceless wallstreet goons should have that money instead! They wouldn't say mean things about marginalized groups!

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@wholemars Your numbers don't add up. Where's the deficit?

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@DarrigoMelanie The largest social safety net in America (Medicaid) is not paid by tax dollars appropriated by Congress, but by debt issuance.

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@ThrillaRilla369 Replace "bad for the environment" with "costs them money" and you now know why they want to get rid of it.

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@garygastelu Yes, I will throw $30K in the fire to help fuel this company. Only extra I want is the bigger battery.

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@robynngarfield Politics is a sport for many people. They will always cheer when the Big Rival looks bad, no matter the circumstances

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@MorosKostas People only pay into Medicare Part A and Social Security. The rest of Medicare and all of Medicaid is funded exclusively through automatic debt issuance since it doesn't have a dedicated revenue stream and Congress does not appropriate money to those programs in the annual budget

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@MetamateDaz How about we make it affordable now by crashing the housing market by 50+%?

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@scarylawyerguy LBJ's legislation is literally the cause of our entire current government deficit

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@Lifeinvestmoney Make food stamps for families with teenagers only be able to buy Grain Alcohol.