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@60221408e23

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i do not think when i hit that big blue tweet button

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BANG BANG BANG

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at a local tonight i played against someone named “h3ntaihav3n” with a chopper hat. when i said i liked his hat he called himself a larper and said he has only watched one piece through tiktok clips. awesome guy

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@tiddyaddict what the fuck

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@MemphisKSM

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@sheleftmefr bring me the children

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u can take the boy out the rift but you can never take the rift out the boy 🦆🚬🚬🚬

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@Schlep4k THE GOAT

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@sheleftmefr ur filtered

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@sheleftmefr this show was really funny

[terminally onλine εngineer @tekbog]

this reminds me of a great piece by an eternal philosopher jester joey coco diaz

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@BearOTD_ awesome

[Bear Of The Day! @BearOTD_]

Today’s Bear of the Day is the Polar Bear in Arlington, Texas!

First posted by @strawmuncher in 2022, this meme has become internet shorthand for anything seeming out of place! Despite the caption, the photo actually depicts a polar bear in Longyearbyen, Norway! #beartwt

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@nezuuuuu271096 HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!

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@dazegxd1k HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

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@BeterBowser HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

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@Schlep4k

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hit 10 of these at a card game local cuz super unc kept muttering straight bullshit under his breath for 5 minutes after he lost

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@anal_man__ THANK YOU 🩷❤️🧡💚🩵💙💜🤎🖤🩶🤍

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TWENTY FOUR!

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@TGStatic happy birthday!!!!!!!