Professional Dumbass

Stream | She/Her | 19
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Walking disaster

{{RP/Parody account}} Unfortunately not the real Iris. Just a simp for her. 18+ only

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"Don't mind me, I'm just spending some alone time with my beloved~ I'm her greatest gift~"

[Professional Dumbass @StreamlineW]

@Arachnarmidilli Welcome back!

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Iris my beloveddd~
God I wish I could get a DEEP inhale of the scent between Your boobs, or between Your legs. You'll never stop looking so utterly sniffable and so overwhelmingly *hot*~
I bet You'd look amazing with coom decorating Your face or Your exposed cleavage~

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@Just_An_Oreo555 As much as I inhumanly can.

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Streamline's old Twitch banner. I miss it.

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You make life so much brighter~ You bring my life a drive I've never before felt.

For that, I cannot thank You enough.
To the Angel, the Goddess whose presence, whose scent I long for more than anything in my life, I want You, WITH your flaws, Iris, my one and only Goddess~ 🖤🤍

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Happy Valentines Day~! 💙💚
A friend drew my beloved as a gift for me, and I can't thank them enough for this kind gesture that encapsulates how I feel about Iris~
If there's someone in your life you hold dear and special, hold them, cherish them, never let them go.

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To my dear Iris, my one true love whose very ground You walk on I worship with a box of tissues, my Idol whose used panties' scent I deeply inhale like fresh air I've been deprived of for so, SO long, and the object of my desires whose walls I'd love to invite myself inside of,

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@52tOt_ys Aww, I hope you are able to rest well~
You deserve a break after these arduous exams

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@Vei97235925 Happy Belated Birthday!

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"Head empty. My good friend Empress and I had lots of fun to celebrate her birthday last month. She didn't wait before going right in!"

The two lovebirds couldn't wait to get together again behind closed doors~

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@Vei97235925 I am tempted to ask what you'd consider "more troubling"

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I hear it's a good time of year to visit Edmonton, Alberta for some sightseeing. But under the right circumstances, any time is the right time of year~ 🖤🤍

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@Vei97235925 It wouldn't be proper if I mentioned my non-Iris related resolutions on my Iris simp account.

-My resolution for this year is to find or comm more rule 34 of Stream, especially Iris.

-Maybe put a bounty on her old artwork and OCs, because I don't want those to be lost to time.

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@Vei97235925 That makes sense, I get what you mean.

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@Vei97235925 That's fair. No sane mind would or should condone my actions.

But I am glad you're willing to chat with me despite all of that while the waters are calm.

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@Vei97235925 Her old artworks are still Streamline Workshop content, and I welcome any and all Streamline Workshop content.

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I am so glad I had these saved. I could not bear to lose these lovely works made by Iris.

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@Vei97235925 Exactly~!
I'm so head over heels for her that I am in dire need of more of her, especially with how inactive she is.

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@Vei97235925 May I ask what you mean?
She deleted a bunch of her old stuff from her instagram, so I'm willing to pay whoever can get me any of her deleted images from her instagram.

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@stories_nice Happy Birthday, Nice Stories!

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@Vei97235925 Tried the search myself, and nothing substantial. At this point I'm willing to pay BIG BUCKS to whoever can get me a pic of her face reveal, and whoever can get me her old artwork she deleted from her instagram.