Alyssa Renoh

Professional Wrestler ♥ Wife of @GojiAlbino ♥ Mother of Two (IC RP Account!)

[Alyssa Renoh @StreetsOfPink]

One can...two cans... three cans... shall I keep going, @GojiAlbino? Or will you settle down?

[Alyssa Renoh @StreetsOfPink]

He's holding the lid for the garbage can for me at the moment, @GojiAlbino.

[Alyssa Renoh @StreetsOfPink]

...and he just came downstairs and asked why his dad was being so loud, @GojiAlbino.

[Alyssa Renoh @StreetsOfPink]

And what of the affront YOU have committed against your family, @GojiAlbino? I hear our son stirring in his room.

[Alyssa Renoh @StreetsOfPink]

Oh look, it's the Tang. It'd be a shame if it was thrown out, wouldn't it?

[Alyssa Renoh @StreetsOfPink]

...that's it. That is IT. I'm going downstairs so that I can intercept the kids when they INEVITABLY get woken up.

[Alyssa Renoh @StreetsOfPink]

I don't care, @GojiAlbino. Zoe and Nathaniel have school in the morning.

[Alyssa Renoh @StreetsOfPink]

If you wake our kids, @GojiAlbino...

[Alyssa Renoh @StreetsOfPink]

...that's so eighties, @DeathBySuplex. So eighties that it made me feel a little old.

[Alyssa Renoh @StreetsOfPink]

Though not as much as HE is for waking me instead of remembering how to just type his outrage.

[Alyssa Renoh @StreetsOfPink]

...whoever made my husband wake me up with his furious REEEORNK-ing is going to regret it.

[Alyssa Renoh @StreetsOfPink]

Wonder if I still have that piece of jewelry.

[Alyssa Renoh @StreetsOfPink]

Remember what's waiting for you upstairs, @GojiAlbino.

[Alyssa Renoh @StreetsOfPink]

...okay, seriously. The screaming is giving me a headache even if he's downstairs. How do I fix that?

Easy.

Psst, @GojiAlbino.

[Alyssa Renoh @StreetsOfPink]

But I never acted the way Zoe is now, @GojiAlbino. That's allll you.

[Alyssa Renoh @StreetsOfPink]

Wonder where she get THAT from, @GojiAlbino.

[Alyssa Renoh @StreetsOfPink]

They wouldn't be doing no-handed flips, @GojiAlbino! God, this is gonna give me a migraine.

[Alyssa Renoh @StreetsOfPink]

Well obviously, @GojiAlbino-- and I also know you ENCOURAGE her to do that stuff!

[Alyssa Renoh @StreetsOfPink]

Rolling sentons don't just sort of happen, @GojiAlbino!

[Alyssa Renoh @StreetsOfPink]

...you let our daughter do WHAT, @GojiAlbino?!