MICHAEL STRICKLAND

IT'S TWITTER - DON'T TAKE ANYTHING I SAY SERIOUSLY.

[MICHAEL STRICKLAND @STRICK_DADDY]

There are sometimes in my life where I just think... GOD I'd do anything for a CHEEZE-IT

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"Dancing With the Stars"? 🤔 More like, "Dancing With Some Random Person You Sat Next To On the Subway Last Tuesday".

Literally nobody has ever heard of any of these jabronis...

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@itsbrianbarrett I would love to know if the combined average 3-pt shooting percentage of all players has any material dropoff when the shots are attempted against a Kornet contest. By my math, they have all been missed tonight... #offthepike

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One routine double play and the #RedSox would only be down 0-3. Instead they are down 0-7 and probably thinking about where they're gonna get BBQ after this...

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@RenttheRunway is the leading cause of landfill in the greater My House metro area... #NotGoingGreen

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@tdgarden gotta ditch the drone, it's super distracting.... I condrone this behavior

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@NBAonTNT STRICTLY plays Kevin Hart commercials #FuckingCatalinaWineMixer

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I didn't realize that everyone I've ever met actually knows everything about soccer! #FIFAWorldCup2022 #FootInYourMouthBall #GOOOOOOAAAALLLLL

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@wzlx enough with the AC/DC. Nobody likes it and every time I go to your station it's on so I'm just starting to skip over it altogether... #thundersuck #letthereberadio #highwaytospotify

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@zachsilberberg Consumer Value Store. No thanks to the CVS employees who I asked at checkout...

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Wordle 472 6/6*

Never heard this word before in my life....

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Starbucks life hack: order just a coffee and you don't have to wait for your drink in the corner for 20 minutes #backtobasics #nocoldfoam

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Did somebody say Atkins diet? MY dog's on the NAP-kins diet! #TeddieChewschi #PaperPusher

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Are there Christmas gifts in there for me?? @PetSmart #TeddieChewschi #RockyRoadDoodles

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Couldn't decide if I wanted to have a pool party or a pizza party, so I had both... #OutPizzaTheHut #Pepperbroni @SLSBahaMar

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Does sucking on a hard candy qualify as "actively eating"?

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LET'S GOOOOOO! #Patriots #TomBradyIsTheEnemy

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I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times... the greatest invention of mankind is Aluminum Foil #reynoldswrap #aluminium #Al13

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When the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

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Things I had no idea I always did wrong because that's how I was raised:

1. Keeping butter in the fridge instead of a dish at room temp 🤯