Stringer Theory

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Do you know what to do in case of an alien invasion?? 👽👽👽
https://t.co/uKQHOLqwBj

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@Parodyjeffx she paid a lot for that seat.

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@disclosetv what political wrestle mania slop event will we get this time? another fake asinine attempt?

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@1armsteve I've gotta learn how to make lego vids

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@TheBabylonBibi The King Con. https://t.co/p55L5ZXvcd

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@GeneralMCNews It wouldn't matter even if it did. Matt 3:9 https://t.co/j6tfurlDHU

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@ky_statesman what a coinkidink. https://t.co/xnQ37FymOV

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@ShadowofEzra Name that verse: "And do not presume to say to yourselves, ‘We have Abraham as our father.’ For I tell you, God can raise up children to Abraham from these stones." God cares about faith in Jesus Christ, not your DNA. https://t.co/j6tfurlDHU

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@1armsteve Yes, i remember that very well, the scamdemic revealed so much, we're already forgetting, Tucker seems to be part of the externalization now. Fauci gets trotted out every now and then probably just keep attention off the shotpushers.

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@novateoAdoro nice graphic, too bad it's made up. try reading. Kind of funny to be using a faux latin handle making these kinds of perpetually debunked arguments.

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@MattWalshBlog let me guess, somehow you made Marx et al out to be Muslim since Mandami got elected in Jew York?

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@TheBabylonBibi nice image, but you left 'place drone in his hands' out of the prompt.

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@EthanLevins2 Bessent, Yahu, Hegseth, Lutnick all in the same frame, all key to whatever evil brew they're cooking up. I think they're doing it on purpose now, it's like they want to be hated and somehow that feeds them. https://t.co/gezmxdElzW

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@BishopJaxi even the demons believe and tremble.

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@infolibnews America truly has a mental health problem, and Huckabee is the poster child. I guess he's getting excited to welcome the Antichrist. https://t.co/EHeU9UfiHR

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@BasedTorba I don't think he met with the chief Yahu for nothing.

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@DanielLMcAdams would be a good place for him to do some soul-searching.

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@ShadowofEzra he does tell the truth sometimes when it serves the MAGA spellcasting, always gotta throw out the 33 gang signs, so predictable, is this the best he can do now?

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@mattvanswol those ears always surprise me. If he could just grow some brows like shapirostein...

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@ky_statesman people may start saying, 'thank you for your service to the most hated country' https://t.co/gezmxdElzW

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@Catholicizm1 becoming Catholic made me want to reconnect with my Southern roots, there's a lot of room for a Southern Catholic culture, the fields are ripe. 'America' is too big for one mono-culture, that's what everyone hates, needs to be regional.