Stringer Theory

Under the white hat: faith-fueled folk, and sharp-edged satire 🎵 Full songs → Spotify / Apple ↓

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The Witch of Boogertown Gap is out today -
give it a save, or she just might put a hex on you! 😬
https://t.co/hGBtf5v8ma

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@HealthRanger Are they down to creating more preppers for economic stimulus? 😅 Hmm... these numbers are bad, Quick, run some stories to get everybody to run to the stores and buy 90 days worth of stuff!

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@Catholicizm1 Fluorescent lights are the worst, halogens too.

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St. Francis de Sales also said 'Derision and mockery are never without scoffing.' Sometimes it seems like X exists to make us all proud scoffers.

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...a scoffer is one of the worst states in which a mind can be. God detests this vice and has in past times inflicted strange punishments on it. Nothing is so opposed to charity... Francis de Sales
scoff: laughter at a person or idea that shows you think they are stupid or silly

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@Catholicizm1 oh man, that's pretty funny 😂

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@SenMastriano Jesus prophesied their temple would be destroyed and never rebuilt because they rejected Him, their own Messiah, is that anti-semitic too?

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@Rach4Patriarchy @timotheeology that's what I get for speed reading, the dash became 'and' as in 'luckily you have me and Allie etc...' like you were teaming up, instead of 'you have me- Allie' singular, woops. I amend my joke, I'd rather spend a night lost in Boogertown than hear this 'Relatable' nonsense.

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Some old folks say things roam the hills around Boogertown... 👀🧙‍♀️💀 https://t.co/E9bVxLhBBU

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@CoffinMedia @RachelToRome How long before there are AI holograms of St. John Chrysostom condemning all forms of antisemitism?

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@1armsteve will the bishops still go if next time they just invite a bona fide witch?

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@MattWalshBlog dang, I'd rather spend the night in Boogertown Gap than that airport horror show. https://t.co/ba451f0LtU

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🎃Friday Fright Playlist
Southern ghost stories, Appalachian folklore, and wily witches that roam the hills, swamps and 5th Ave.👀 Classic country, dark Americana, — featuring “The Witch of Boogertown Gap” by Stringer Theory.
Be brave, 💀 give it a save📷 https://t.co/GJrGR1gz3v

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@ky_statesman I wonder if his middle name is Rat.

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Don't look boys - she set a trap... #AppalachianFolk #CountryMusic
Did you know there's a real place called Boogertown Gap? But you might not want to go there… 👀🧙‍♀️😬 🎧 https://t.co/hGBtf5v8ma

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@Bennett_Method 6. Secede from DC and the States will be free.

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@Catholicizm1 He's an 'inquirer' having qualms about divorce bs, but already a tonsured religious under strict vows of celibacy in his avatar, maybe it's not the Church that's full of it.

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@MattGaspers @BigModernism @Catholicizm1 @CatholicRob @FeserEdward @Michael_J_Matt which spirit was he in???

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@kalezelden more like one of those mini post-it pads

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@RelatablewABS This Gaffigan joke illustrates the real problem with modern Halloween: "My favorite holiday is Halloween. And not just because women use it as an excuse to dress like prostitutes. You ladies totally do. 'I'm a witch!' If she was a hooker." https://t.co/hGBtf5v8ma