Steven Stroup

[Steven Stroup @Stroupee34]

@ktteed BDE

[Steven Stroup @Stroupee34]

@Muye45 You're a god damn genius Gump. You're gonna be a general some day.

[Steven Stroup @Stroupee34]

@LeslieAPostek @JaimeSommers19 Until you realize they have professional development courses in your place of employment..

[Steven Stroup @Stroupee34]

I earn so many new friends while drunk scrolling through Facebook

[Hunter @HunterKimmel]

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[Steven Stroup @Stroupee34]

"We need to get rid of all these politicians and put a bunch of women in there cuz them women, well they're tougher than hell"
-Grandpa Bill

[Steven Stroup @Stroupee34]

Can we talk about what a tree must be going thru psychologically when humans cover their roots with mulch?!

[Steven Stroup @Stroupee34]

Imma be Applebee's hoppin all month long

[Steven Stroup @Stroupee34]

@Duda2324 Thanks my guy

[Steven Stroup @Stroupee34]

@Kaelyn_Ramsdell The only thing better than my first ever sip of alcohol last night was the one that followed it

[Steven Stroup @Stroupee34]

@Hannahthomas21 Thanks Hannah!

[Steven Stroup @Stroupee34]

Hundreds of cars drive past an American Flag on the side of the side of the highway and not one thinks to stop and pick it up. DC disgusts me.

[Steven Stroup @Stroupee34]

Even when everybody's thinking it, sometimes some things are just better left unsaid

[Steven Stroup @Stroupee34]

@JaimeSommers19 Wayne the GOAT?!

[Steven Stroup @Stroupee34]

Can't wait to head home on Friday!

[Steven Stroup @Stroupee34]

@Hannahthomas21 Middle of march

[Steven Stroup @Stroupee34]

Why do women have such a hard time putting the seat down.. I never forget to put the seat up?!

[Steven Stroup @Stroupee34]

'I'm just in it for survival' -nurse in reference to her husband

[Steven Stroup @Stroupee34]

Its hard to look at a women's heart without staring at her breast

[Steven Stroup @Stroupee34]

The day I have a toilet with a heated seat is the day I will be totally content with my life