Struan Logan

Comic and former BBC Stooge. This page but mostly my edgy 20 something opinions/jokes. We’ll miss this garbage pile when it’s gone.

[Struan Logan @StruanLogan]

Not bad. At least Nurse Ratchett was committed to a five day week.

Trump is more likely to see the psychiatric consultants I've had had on the golf course than I am in the hospital.

[The Left Bible @theleftbible]

The most entertaining two minutes I've watched today.

[Struan Logan @StruanLogan]

@wariotifo There's some real talent in amongst this, particularly in writing. It's always intended as a promotional collab for US/UK (however most newspapers here are too) hence the colossal team size.

Hoping for the best prepping for the worst dude. =P

[Struan Logan @StruanLogan]

@realObonjo @LeadingReport I wouldn't be so please for those 0.07% of PDRKs who'll be hunted down.

[Struan Logan @StruanLogan]

*Puts on Tin Foil hat*

MISSINGNO WAS AN INSIDE JOB!!!

Why else would it live so close to the Cinnabar Mansion?!

Then the island is destroyed by a volcano we can’t see by the time of Pokemon Gold/Silver…?

WAKE UP SHEEPLE?!?!

[Struan Logan @StruanLogan]

@realObonjo I don’t know how to write the sound of a repressed laugh through the nose dude.

But you made it happen. 😁

[Struan Logan @StruanLogan]

Smart bots or gullible Americans.

We will probably never know. 🫣

[President Obonjo @realObonjo]

I get too many messages from Americans on a daily basis, I am calling on all African leaders it’s time to arrange a Live Aid Concert for Americans to raise funds. African singers singing their hearts out - Africa for USA

[Struan Logan @StruanLogan]

I think now, I am essentially waiting for a psychologist to tap the shoulder of a man psychiatrist and whisper, “He just really commits to the bit.”

[Struan Logan @StruanLogan]

A very risky move, retraining as a Data Analyst when you’ve got a Bipolar and Psychosis diagnosis when there is so much junk information out there.

Is this a correlation…? 🤓🦋

[Struan Logan @StruanLogan]

Fuckin’ 🫡

[Mark Nelson @marknelsoncomic]

This cost us a small fortune

[Evaluator. @_AfricanSoil]

Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro was kidnapped by the U.S on the 3rd of January 2026. | 🇻🇪 🇺🇸

Where is he? What is he eating? Where is his wife and family? Why aren't other Heads of State asking about his health, whereabouts and safety?

So, everyone has just forgotten and moved on like nothing happened? A whole President of a sovereign country was kidnapped and humiliated in front of the world. The country taken over.

Who's asking about Venezuela? The well-being of the people, economy, crude oil exports, policies, crime stats, what has changed. 🤷🏻‍♂️

So things just happen and everyone [especially the media] gets told to keep quiet and move on? Wow!

[Struan Logan @StruanLogan]

Maybe I should bring up my early days on the Scottish Comedy Forum website to the psychologist?

Earn your stripes - my arse!

Encourage and play video games with the best of the next gen - so much better!

[Struan Logan @StruanLogan]

@CBThorburn RIP! You absolute Zeus to small business.

Real shame it wasn’t the Beer52 offices that were burnt down. =P

[LBC @LBC]

Zooming in every time Labour's Karl Turner gets angrier about the by-election result.

[Struan Logan @StruanLogan]

@PopUpComedy Praise be to the @Dominos_UK gods! I was given a free upgrade tonight of stuffed crust at no charge.

A company with such high profits wouldn’t give away precious cheese without a validated reason.

Thanks for keeping an eye on me in this difficult time in hospital @dominos!

[Struan Logan @StruanLogan]

Did I get a Dominos when sectioned? Of course I did!

I’ve been called “The Dominos pizza comedian.” How could I not?

[Struan Logan @StruanLogan]

@PopUpComedy 😂 Excellent 👌

More playing up my travel comedy days, not Halt Bar open mic days. 🙃

[Struan Logan @StruanLogan]

Mama Bross still managed to cause more damage and come out Scot free.

[Gaby McKay @GabyMcKay]

The company which was registered as the owner of the vape shop where the fire on Union Street in Glasgow started failed to pay almost £10k in business rates

Me and @joshpizpom in @heraldscotland

https://t.co/piOj9yQ68X

[Cheema Khaled _ Communist @KhaledMukerjee]

@reginalddhunter

[Jimmy Carr @jimmycarr]

Why has a bloke just walked across the stage?!

Get tour tickets: https://t.co/DsW6XSUFVj

[Struan Logan @StruanLogan]

Guess who has a 3rd Tribunal at 10am on the same day as their solo show?!

🤞Comedy gods let the rule of three actually land. 🤞