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part-time pastry.

[strudel @StrudelEth]

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[Jack Niewold 🫡 @JackNiewold]

THE MIDWIT MANIFESTO

The curse of existing in the middle part of the bell curve, at least in terms of trading and investing, is its utter inescapability - the fact that it is completely Sysiphean in nature.

Ask a midwit to countertrade himself. He is unable to. He himself is a countertrade; he is doomed to make the wrong decision. He wants to go long and decides to short in an attempt to countertrade himself--the countertrade becomes the trade, he fails again. The rock rolls back down the hill.

Repeat and repeat ad infinitum.

Personally, as someone who resides in the midcurve nearly permanently; moments of brilliance are fleeting (impossible?) while moments of left-curve brashness are also impossible - by the time a mid curve considers aping, they are too late.

If a midwit can stumble his way to a high-IQ cabal play, they are again too late. By nature, by destiny, the decision of a midwit is midwitted.

The midwit wallows in his own mediocrity. He sullies his own decisions and the decisions of others -- do not share your opinion with one, shortly your good idea will become a mediocre one. He will inevitably buy tops and sell bottoms.

The stench of mediocrity is unwashable. So accept it. Embrace it.

Because ultimately mediocrity is superior to the high-IQ who fizzles out -- there are hundreds of examples of these men who flew far too close to the sun. I don’t have to name them.

A midwits fate is ultimately one of happiness - one of contentment, the satisfaction of someone who resigned to the winds of fate. And those winds generally take a good man, a normal man, to a normal place, a good place.

midwitio

[strudel @StrudelEth]

WILL YOU BE $FINE ANON

[strudel @StrudelEth]

WE'RE $FINE

[Chiba @ChibToken]

Chiba Inu - $CHIB

Named after the city where Kabosu ( Doge ) and Neiro originate from.

Mentioned in Kabosumama's Twitter bio: @kabosumama

Chart: https://t.co/D9EzNZEzpo…

Website https://t.co/obH5kIC9Eh
TG: https://t.co/GKZOKaFZ1M

#Doge #Neiro $NEIRO $SHIB $DOGE

[strudel @StrudelEth]

$TRANS GORLOCK IS THE LATEST CELEBRITY COIN AND ONE OF THE BIGGEST MEMES OF 2024

AND YOU'RE NOT BIDDING?

[strudel @StrudelEth]

$TRANS

[The Threador @TheThreador]

WAIT TRANS GORLOCK ACTUALLY IS TRYING TO PUMP THE COIN HOLY SHIT

[ꓢATØⱤ ✞ @satorshills]

brainrot has reached the point of no return, you cannot fade this narrative.

every $zoomer will $glaze, we will $glaze your favorite CT influenzas into buying

we will $glaze our way to the fucking top, millions will $glaze with us.

[strudel @StrudelEth]

@satorshills @GLAZE_GOD $GLAZE

[ꓢATØⱤ ✞ @satorshills]

Zoomer brainrot meta will be one of the few leading metas this memecoin supercycle.

$ZOOMER $MOTION $RIZZ etc. are already in the millions.

There’s some huge zoomer terms that have bottomed, I think $GLAZE is next.

First run went to 400k, this is programmed for millions.

yuhiMDwpDidxJxsuyX1A4GS8Q25rwHmgpRKarRLpump

[The Threador @TheThreador]

There's a coin that I think could be the $MOG of Solana that just got CTO'd.

It's called $GLAZE

And after calling:
• $MOTION (50x)
• $MICHI (40x)
• $GME (30x)
• $REMILIO (100x)
• $PEDRO (50x)
• $COOK (20x)

I think this is next. Here's why:

(1/4)

[strudel @StrudelEth]

This has 1m likes on tik tok - an encyclopedia of the zoomer meta.

Here are tickers for everything mentioned, I think several go 100x

$1m+:
• $SKBDI
• $MOTION
• $AURA
• $RIZZ
• $COOK

Sub-$100k:
• $GLAZE
• $YAP
• $GYATT
• $SOY
• $SIGMA
• $GOON
• $bussin
• $nocap

[Seeker @oliversgriff]

$OBEMA is the buy on the democrat side.

$TRUMP will go higher into the election.

The republican VP play is undervalued right now. $TOOLSI has the highest odds (see below). If she's Trump's VP, obviously it sends off the announcement.

$130k rn, makes $10m+ on announcement, possibly much higher depending on her press.

[The Threador @TheThreador]

got an abandoned meme shitcoin list that i keep an eye on for action

looks like something is cooking with $GRUMPY, not sure what

worth keeping an eye on

[strudel @StrudelEth]

@0xYapper GXXzooxdrHpHbSz6xCf9SYKfKBeLnNvVXLxz7tMyYkGo

[strudel @StrudelEth]

@JOSSY4PF FABMZE6i7FywXiGajfjZhWhWoexzsXXeLktqVpxBQnzo

[strudel @StrudelEth]

calling $100k rn

[strudel @StrudelEth]

shremp

[Shrempin @Shrempin_sol]

$SHRMP

[strudel @StrudelEth]

@TheThreador @JackNiewold @blknoiz06 lmao